Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[georgexu94]

Oh, why are you complaining? Appreciate the art.

 

Waiter, there's a banana peel in my soup! Yes, I ordered banana soup but with real bananas not just the peel.

[Lantean_Pegasus]

I'm so sorry, Sir, we tried to give something as bland as Banana soup a little more appeal.

 

Waiter, there's a phaser in my soup !

[Denwayasha]

Don't worry, it's only set to 'stun'. It shouldn't kill anyone.. hopefully...

 

Waiter, that's no moon! There's a Death Star in my soup!

[Lantean_Pegasus]

That's no soup, either - that's a solar system !

 

Waiter, there's the sword Excalibur in my soup !

 

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And thank you so much for the trekkish answer "it's set to stun" !

Edited May 29, 2014 by Lantean_Pegasus

[Starscream]

Take it out and stab the chicken with it.

 

Waiter, there is spoon in my soup.

Edited May 29, 2014 by Starscream

[Sockrael]

Then pick it up and eat with it.

 

Waiter, there's math homework in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Well then do it! It's due on Tuesday.

 

Waiter, there's an old shoe in my soup!

[Nanashi]

Take it out. You can have it, free of charge.

 

Waiter, there is a piece of cheese in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

It's supposed to be there. Didn't you order the fondue?

 

Waiter! There's a cat in my soup!

[dragongrrl]

My apologies! We have a new chef, and he keeps trying new recipes for Catsup!

 

Waiter! There are brazil nuts in my soup!

[Nanashi]

Eat them.

 

((Oh really? Catsup?))

 

Waiter. There is a dog in my soup!

[chee]

Then throw a bone so that it chases it.

 

Waiter, there is a book in my soup.

[Nanashi]

Then read it.

 

Waiter. There is a door in my soup.

[Starscream]

When one door is eaten, another door opens.

 

Waiter there is a tooth in my soup!

[Nanashi]

I was wondering where that went. Just pick it out and make something with it.

 

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup...

[georgexu94]

((Catsup? Haha, that's precious.))

 

@seacatsmew: Well, didn't you order some soup within a soup illusion?

 

Waiter! There's magic in my soup.

[Nanashi]

That's waitress to you. Didn't you order the magic mix?

 

Waiter/Waitress, there is a evil, possessing, possessed, button-eyed potato in my soup...

[Pippypip20]

Uh oh eat it and then barf it..

Waiter there is a balloon dragon in my soup! Really!

 

[georgexu94]

Keep it as your pet and feed her with soup.

 

Waiter, there's a silver arrow in my soup.

[chee]

Ah, yes the prince has been having archery practice around the restaurant. Let me just get that for you.

 

Waiter, there is a camera in my soup.

[Pippypip20]

I shall clean that out for you! You can take a photo of this dragon......

Waiter there is a in my soup.

 

[Nanashi]

Pull it out and use it.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a Magikarp in my soup...

[Sockrael]

Make sure it doesn't splash you, although I doubt it will do much if it does.

 

Waiter, there is a tarantula in my soup...

[Nanashi]

You didn't order the Spider le Soup?

 

Waiter/Waitress, there is a gold dragon in my soup...

[Starscream]

You won the lucky draw soup, it's CB even.

 

Waiter there is a Moderator in my soup.