Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Darien]

Did you not order the millionaire special...

 

Waiter there a monkey butt in my soup!...

[dracopenguin]

It's monkey soup, what did you expect?

 

Waiter, there is a knife in my soup!

[Darien]

Will you did order the Jeffrey Dahmer special didn't you?...

 

Waiter there is a Canninal in my soup!...

[Hazel360]

Didn't you order the Halloween special?

 

Waiter, there is a bus in my soup!

[Darien]

Didn't you order the Greyhound special?...

 

Waiter, there is a Wee, Wee in my soup!...

[Hazel360]

Didn't you order the Sewers special?

 

Waiter, there is a pervert in my soup!

[FlyingNorth]

So shoot him!

 

Waiter, there's a psych ward inmate in my soup.

[Hazel360]

Didn't you order a "Call da Police" special?

 

Waiter, there is a shoe in my soup!

[Htt71]

So, give the duck with one shoe a second one!

 

Waiter, you are in my soup

 

[HorseChick]

Oh,sorry I was freezing.

 

 

 

Waiter,there is a ball in my soup

[Darien]

Thats what happens when you try too eat soup and play first base...

 

Waiter therea dead man in my soup!...

[shibathedragon]

EEK, get it out!

 

 

Waiter, there is an icicle in my soup.

[Chaos Rider]

It's today's special ice soup

 

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup

[Darien]

Would you care for some cheese too go with yout mouse

 

Waiter, there's a Witch in my soup!...

[shibathedragon]

Where's the black cat?

 

 

Waiter, there's monopoly in my soup!

 

[DarkShinyLugia]

Play it.

 

Waiter, SkyDoesMinecraft is in my soup!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I am sure you can still eat the soup

 

Waiter, there is the Internet in my soup!

 

 

[Chaos Rider]

It's everywhere

 

Waiter there's a mitten in my soup

[Exorian]

I was looking for that mitten.

 

Waiter, there is a pile of Magic the Gathering cards in my soup!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Well, I'll take them if they are not damaged, maybe I can use them to make a new deck!

 

Waiter, there is a Cat in my soup!

[Darien]

Now we know were the cat got too...

 

Waiter, there is a Hair in my soup!...

[shibathedragon]

O.O is that my hair?

 

 

Waiter, there is a Nyan in my soup!

[Darien]

Would you care for a too go with it?...

 

Waiter there a in my soup!...

[Chaos Rider]

You've just been ed

 

Waiter, there's a in my soup

[Darien]

Would you like a T-Rex too go with your raptor?...

 

Waiter theres a in my soup!...