Posted July 14, 2013 My favorite pet, eh? Ha! Try training a little fish to kill a human! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 20, 2013 Hi what's your name mine is...... BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 20, 2013 Freedom! *rides on a * Come on they'll never catch us alive. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 22, 2013 I swallowed a bomb and accidentally spit it out at the airport. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2013 Hey you have a bomb! Is that why you're in here? *Absorbs bomb* 'Cause if so you're not in here anymore. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 27, 2013 Oh wow, what... that must have been one heck of a night, for I am seeing dragons now! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 27, 2013 I know where the secret passage is! *Opens secret passage* They've stopped trying to block it or put me in a different cell, I always get out anyway. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 27, 2013 Um no, I absorbed you and copied your abilities. Maybe now I can finally get a girlfriend. Share this post Link to post
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