If you woke up in jail next to the person above ya

[thomasgold19]

Awww my dragon friend is still here! Dont work as a demon lord I'll get us through for free.

[Hazel360]

OK, * aims hydrokinetic-atomizer thingamabob at hat* 1,2,3 *fires at hat*.

Oh, look, the hat...um.... turned into a pile of ashes.

[thomasgold19]

*walks up to guy with weapon and crushes it in hand* Now can my dragon friend and I escape for free?

[Hazel360]

*Throws water from Heitowennichuan at thomasgold19* *He turns into a black piglet* Ok, you'll pay 1 cent. Is that good enough for you?

[Lemniscate]

*makes one cent appear out of nowhere*

[thomasgold19]

Alright fine by the way I am still a demon and stuff so i can just change back. Now dragon friend lets go free!

[Hazel360]

Good, you two can go now. As for the guy I turned into a black piglet...well, the only way to undo it is by pouring boiling water on him, but he'll keep the curse for life. Did I make that clear?*leaves through tunnel*

Edited July 31, 2013 by Hazel360

[Lemniscate]

*makes cure for curse appear out of nowhere* Here you go!

[Hazel360]

Wow, it must have been tiring to get water from Nannichuan in just a few seconds. Well, I'm going home to *mutters something very quietly*. Bye! *runs off*

[Lemniscate]

*makes tracking device, puts on Hazel360, and follows*

[Hazel360]

*Arrives* Home, not so sweet home. If you followed me all the way to Niterói, I feel sorry for you, as I live in the not-so-nice part.

[thomasgold19]

*knocks on front door of Hazel*

[Hazel360]

Geez, couldn't you somewhere other than here?

[thomasgold19]

Im here for my penny and some cookie dough.

[Hazel360]

Here, take this cookie dough *gives dough* and please... go bother someone else, will ya? pwetty pwease?

[thomasgold19]

And my penny!

[Hazel360]

*gives penny and closes door* Good riddance! Now to put a batch of innocent people into prison *devises maleficious scheme to frame random people* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!*Ahem*

Edited August 1, 2013 by Hazel360

[YDraigMelys]

Oh no... and I though being asked out for a cocktail was more like Manhattan or Sex on the beach... and NOT B-52 and Molotovs!

[Hazel360]

[your comment made my day]

 

So...Anyone for napalm & gunpowder jelly?

[Ioanna]

Oh, good morning, bro! What time is it? I guess I'm late for work.

[YDraigMelys]

Owww... kitty kitty kitty... purrpurrpretty, aren't we? And look at this lovely snake, crawlinggggghhhhharghhhgrgrhhhh...

 

[Hazel360]

"If you're late for work, then get out of prison and work" as some crazy prisoner used to say.

[YDraigMelys]

* manages to escape the snake *

 

Here! Eat Hazel360! Nice to see ya, beautiful, it's not personal!

[Hazel360]

*throws water from Yazunichuan onto snake* *snake turns into duck*

Who's gonna eat who, now?

[Ioanna]

Wow then I need to get out of prison and go work. May you please tell me where's the exit?