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If you woke up in jail next to the person above ya

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Uh oh. Does he know I'm trying to escape or does he just like torturing ants?

 

Continues to crawl toward the exit.

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If an ant is conentrated on one thing, like gathering food and someone blocks them by putting them in a chalk circle, the ant will be confused and move inside the circle only

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Pulls out a black hole gun By all means

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(Yes, but I'm not confused, because I'm not really an ant. I'm a shapeshifter taking the form of an ant, and therefore am smarter and not confused)

 

Oh god they want to kill me! But I can't transform without blowing my cover...

 

Hides in the cracks of the concrete floor.

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Cop: into walkie talkie we have a shapeahifter who just escaped through a crack in the ground. I need every person avalable pronto

a line of cops come in

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Curses. Aloud. Of course, I'm an ant, so no one hears it.

 

censorkip.gif, what do I do? AUGH!

 

Transforms into a giant dragon and crashes through the prison walls in a desperate attempt to escape.

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notices the smashed building Freedom! starts running dow the street as tanks and helicoptors rush in so I jump into a river and float downstream

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Takes out a comminicator, Darien too Enterprise one too beam up on my command!...

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Beam me up Scotty! continues floating down the river sending a signal out so the Daleks can come and retreive me

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Now Mr Scott!...as I'm beamed away I see the cops blow up all the dalekes. Oh my thats not good...

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eyes widen must get to plan B Starts swimming fast and makes it to a secret cove and enters a TARDIS and teleports away

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Red Alert, Shields Up!...watchs from the the Enterprise as the cops go after RD...

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Makes a clean get away as I teleport back in time to the dinosaur age Ha! Try to catch me now cops!

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out of know were a caveman cop hits you over the head and takes you off too caveman jail...

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What!? How is that possible?

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caveman cop looks at you and smiles as he lights up a cigarette and picks up a monkey skull and says. Boom boon acka-lacka boom boom, I'm feel alittle tired, think I'll watch Miami Vice and then walk the dinosaur. Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom... biggrin.gif Edited by Darien

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caveman cop walks by. Boom boom acka-lacaka boom boom...

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