If you woke up in jail next to the person above ya

[YDraigMelys]

Yes, maaaaa'aaaam! Gotcha, fat ***!

Ooops...

* accidentally bites the guards leg off *

Phew! Blueeeargh! Need a mouthwash!

* gargles with some strange liquid stuff Hazel360 just finished mixing *

Wooow! Tastes like garlic... wait ... arsenic? Ow!

* spreads on the floor *

Edited August 1, 2013 by YDraigMelys

[thomasgold19]

Whats with all the dragons in prison?

[Hazel360]

Why did you drink my unifinished fake death potion without my consent?

[YDraigMelys]

Cus me got scared ... look at the new one, all the armour and like that...

And besides I thought it was a garlic sauce!

* shakes and rises * Ladies and gentlemen, it was honour to be here with you!

 

[Hazel360]

Can I experiment on the new one?

Edited August 1, 2013 by Hazel360

[thomasgold19]

Would you like to see what this sword is for then?

[Hazel360]

Gee, It seems like I can no longer make jokes. Anyway, no matter how hard we try, we always seem to go back to prison. Anyone got the answers?

[YDraigMelys]

Well... we are caught in a time loop?

Or under a magical spell that brings us back over and over again?

Is it some karma thing?

I have been here before, wasn't I?

[thomasgold19]

Well im leaving jail bye!

 

*busts down walls with magic fireball*

[Hazel360]

Person playing the computer game: What a cool computer game, the creators really did make the characters sound real.

 

Hazel360: Did you hear that,guys?

[thomasgold19]

*pokes head through hole in wall*

Quit listening to the creep guy in the next cell!

[Hazel360]

If that's the case, why is there a cursor hovering over me?

Edited August 1, 2013 by Hazel360

[thomasgold19]

Well I'm back with a recliner, a coffeemaker, and a bunch of coffee making supplies because we keep ending up in here. Anyway quit hallucinating.

Edited August 1, 2013 by thomasgold19

[Hazel360]

*randomly faints*

Edited August 1, 2013 by Hazel360

[thomasgold19]

*splashes coffee in their face* Wake up and quit eating stuff off the floor.

[Hazel360]

*is dead*

[thomasgold19]

*Uses demon magic to get your soul back*

 

Get back up I'm not staying here alone with a dead person.

[YDraigMelys]

* splashes a bucket of water on Hazel360, hitting thomasgold19 too*

 

Wake up, beauty! Hello there! Welcome back to the prison.

Let me tell you, something went very very wrong here! You see... there was this guy out there and told me to have a pill... it was either blue or... well, I'm colourblind, so who cares? I took the pill and then... you just wouldn't believe... hey, somebody pass a cup of coffee here! Pwetty pwease and thanx! Well, as I said, there was this huge fella...

Edited August 1, 2013 by YDraigMelys

[thomasgold19]

Here is some coffee. Your going to get more coffee mix when I run out. Also bring me a Pillow.

[Hazel360]

Mysterious voice:Do not interrupt while Hazel360 is reincarnating.

[thomasgold19]

I told you to quit eating things off the floor and listening to the creep guy next door.

[Hazel360]

*Cadaver starts desintegrating in front of thomasgold19*

 

Mysterious voice: Now do you think she is still alive?

[YDraigMelys]

* uses ultrasound to communicate *

OK, I'm off to get the pill... the pillow... and more coffee mix... cream and sugar too?

[thomasgold19]

I think i cast the wrong reanimate dead body scale. That was the temporary one you stupid creepy guy in the next cell! Dragon please eat him. And yes please!

Edited August 1, 2013 by thomasgold19

[Hazel360]

*cadaver has disappeared and left no trace*

 

Mysterious voice: If you want, I can make a cyborg copy of her, if you miss her THAT much, but unfortunately, there's no way you can resurrect her.