Posted April 9, 2015 There is only one jar, the sacred jar of Socks. Thou shalt not enter it until the time of destin- *coughs* Did I just get hit by a wrench? Ow. *portals into Valvatorez's world, causes a Resonance Cascade which throws Valva into the 2D Multiverse and leaps away onto the moon with the cookie in hand* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 *Flips around before getting thrown in and uses a Bazooka to shoot myself away from the 2D place.* Luckily I just happened to have that. *Stops time and takes the cookie* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 Counteracts Valva's time continuum, causing a Time Paradox and throwing everyone into a Black Hole. Oops. Lemme.. Just.. *clicks mysterious button on the cookie, transporting us to Russia* Uh. *sprints away into the Russian Woodland* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 Gonna start ignoring path meow. *chases after lovecats99 shooting em with a rail gun that goes through cookies.* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 The sacred cookie jar! No Path! NOOOOO! *tackles Path, takes the cookie jar and seals it safe in a Portal Paradox no one will ever be able to get into but the Mods.* Right then. Back to the story! By rail gun, I thought you were literally shooting Train tracks at me so *Backflips away from all the ammo Valva shoots at me while frantically climbing up Mount Cookie Dough (mountain) in order to unlock the secrets of the Sacred Cookie* Haha! You'll never catch me! *causes an avalanche of Chocolate Ice-Cream to fall onto Valva* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 *Summons the Tyrant Flughude to bash away the avalanche then proceeds to jump on it's back and fly up the mountain. Then jumps off in front of lovecats99* Caught you. *Summons a bunch of red spikes to trap lovecats99* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 *Stands there looking around at the chaos* Well by Odin's Beard! *summons Thor and Loki and then points at Valvatorez* GET THE COOOOOKIE! Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 *Keys in the code and the safe opens* Hee hee hee... *Takes the cookie jar* Now for me to eat those cookies! *Takes out 9 cookies and eats them* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 Thor and Loki, please even the almighty god and Odin have fallen before me. *Summons my blade and dashes forward cutting both Loki and Thor* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) *Meanwhile, lovecats99 still seems to be impaled on some spikes* *sigh* You know, I don't even like cookies. *turns every cookie in existence into a muffin apart from the one Valva is holding* Ahaha! Now its truly sacred! *peels self from spikes, throws an ice storm at Valva and blows the cookie away onto a nearby hillside, whilst running after it* Edited April 9, 2015 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2015 *the cookie rolls toward me* Aw, thank you lovecats99. You make things so much easier. *picks up the cookie, stops lovecats99 with my boot and kicks her away* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 *Takes the cookie from JolteonTails and eats it* I win! Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) I'm afraid not. *blows up the cookie Path ate* Yeah, I forgot to mention I tossed about some explosive cookies. My bad! *throws the real cookie in a jar of explosive cookies and a muffin* Now find it! while I sneak off with the real cookie... Edited April 10, 2015 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 throws cookies at every one... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 *Takes the cookies which were taken by Darien and takes Darien's rock* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 *Roars and takes Darien's rock* Now to eat the cookies! *Eats the cookies* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 You know.. those were all the explosive cookies, right? Oh and the rock was explosive too. I've still got the cookie in the explosive cookie jar right here! *magically strolls away* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 *Roars and takes Darien's rock* Now to eat the cookies! *Eats the cookies* hits ya with shove... Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 lovecats did you steal my C4 cookies? *catches lovecats99* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Uh. No... *pushes everyone away with Cookie Landmines, causing a flurry of dust and soil to go up into the air* *coughs while stumbling out of the crater I just caused* Well. Its been very fun. c: *tumbles away down a hill with the real cookie and hundreds of rainbow cookie strapped to myself* Edited April 10, 2015 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
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