COOKIE!

[Valvatorez]

...Path you really gotta get with the times.

 

*says this as I kick the cookie out of water's hands and run off with it*

[Path Light]

*Takes the cookie from Valvatorez and eats it*

I win!

[Valvatorez]

Ha that was the fake one made out of C4. Really hard to make a cookie out of C4 though.

[Lovecats]

*stealthily grabs the real cookie from Valvatorez's pocket and runs away with it*

[Naraku]

-trips lovecats99, catches the cookie and climbs up tree-

[Valvatorez]

*watches Jolteon go up the tree and walks to the tree, takes out 20 dollars and hands it to the tree. The tree takes the money and catches Jolteon with it's branches takes the cookie and hands it to me.*

 

Creativity to the max.

[Lovecats]

They say money grows on trees.

 

*proceeds to cut down the tree to harvest it's money and happily skips away to go buy some more cookies from the store*

 

:Ten minutes later:

 

They don't sell cookies. >:c

 

*angrily hits Valvatorez with a tree and runs off with the cookie, again*

[Naraku]

*summons 99 Nyan Cats to run over lovecats99, then picks up cookie from the ground*

[Path Light]

*Bonks Valvatroez on the head with a stick and eats the cookie*

I win!

[Lovecats]

You ate from the C4 cookie stash, again!

 

*pickpockets the cookie from Valvatorez and rides away on my trusty steed.*

(an over-sized Nyan Cat)

[Path Light]

*Takes the cookie from lovecats99 and eats it*

I win!

[Lovecats]

Jokes on you, that was a muffin!

 

*unleashes a whirlwind of spiders onto Path Light and flees with the real cookie in hand*

Edited April 7, 2015 by lovecats99

[Path Light]

*Runs and takes the cookie from lovecats99 and eats it*

I win!

[WaterScorpion]

*watches the mayhem*

........why is everyone chasing valv? jolteon has the cookie

*promptly proceeds to pounce on jolteon*

GIMME!

[Naraku]

-dodges the pounce-

 

Darn, you found it out. I was so close to getting away with the cookie. -shakes fist-

[WaterScorpion]

RAWR! GIMME! You know you want to cuz you've done it a few times already.

*throws mud at jolteon's face*

[Naraku]

-wipes the mud off my face-

 

u wot m8? I don't think I will this time, sorry friend. uwu

 

-steals lovecats99's oversized Nyan Cat and flies off-

[Lovecats]

-angry sample text-

 

MY NYAN! D:< How dare you! I'd be causing tsunamis and cookie tornadoes if I didn't have 99 of them.

 

*flies on my 2nd Nyan Cat and prepares for a derpy chase scene involving a stale cookie and several sentient poptarts*

[Valvatorez]

I do wonder why Path had tried to kill me when it was said i didn't have it but whatever.

 

Now Jolteon would you please hand me the cookie, being civil now but that can change in about three seconds.

[Path Light]

*Roars at Valvatorez*

The little bat king does not get the cookie! I will get the cookie!

*Takes the cookie from JolteonTails and eats it*

[Lovecats]

Oh thats because Paths a dinosaur, really. Its only natural.

 

*crashes my Overweight Nyan Cat into Path Light and steals all the cookies in existence*

[Path Light]

*Roars and takes the cookies from lovecats99 and eats them*

I win!

[Valvatorez]

*Slaps Paths claw before it even goes near his mouth*

 

I do not ever recall calling myself the bat king, i can summon the bat king.

 

*Calmly picks up the cookie and walks into the impenetrable fortress that just appeared and closes the door*

[Lovecats]

Huh. I did not know Valvatorez had an impenetrable fortress. Oh well. NYANS ATTAAACK!!

 

*throws all 99 of my cats at the fortress and hope my plan works*

 

Oh. Theres a backdoor? *walks in, takes the cookie off Valva's hands and casually strolls out*

[Valvatorez]

Darn knew that backdoor was a very stupid idea, get back here.

 

*starts chasing lovecats99 while throwing swords in their direction*