COOKIE!

[Lovecats]

Oh. Okay. *hands Valvatorez the cookie and runs away cackling*

 

Little did he know that was the fake cookie. HAHAHA..ha... oh my god that was the real cookie. Then what am I holding? *looks to see im holding a waffle* Uhh. *hands it to Path Light*

 

Did you know Torez is a city in Ukraine? *hits Valvatorez with a train, sending him to Ukraine while pinching the cookie*

[Path Light]

*Takes the cookie from lovecats99 and eats it*

I win!

[Naraku]

*places a pebble on the train track, causing the train to go off track and fall over, then walks over to lovescat99*

 

Did you have a safe trip, lovescat99?

 

*takes the cookie and flies away on umbrella*

[Lovecats]

L-... Loves... Cat... 99? Loves-cat-99?!?!? >:C *angrily lifts up the train with own bare hands and carefully realigns and places it on the track, again.*

 

Right then. *picks up Vintage Nyan Cat Minigun of Death and shoots it at Jolt's Umbrella, piercing it, causing Jolteon to fall to the ground, land on a trampoline and making the cookie drop right into my own hands*

 

*Immensely satisfied, I happily skips away into the forest with the cookie*

[Naraku]

Whoa there, it was a mere typo. However, that cookie is still mine!

 

*sets fire to the forest, causing lovecats99 to run out of the forest, then they got caught by the snare trap*

 

I'm sorry for any inconvenience. *takes the cookie then hitches a ride on a falcon*

 

[Lovecats]

You are forgiven.

 

*carefully tears off the Spring Trap/Snare Trap and proceeds to use the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator to grab the cookie out of Tails' grasp, flying away on my Personal Phoenix Cat Butler towards the Sun*

[Valvatorez]

*The sun is blocked off by a large demon that catches the Phoenix and holds it in place*

 

Yo *standing on it's shoulder as i take the cookie and jump off*

[Lovecats]

Whoa thats a big drop down, Mr/Miss Valvatorez! Here, lemme just... inch.. this.. TRAMPOLINE OF DEATH TOWARDS YOU TO CUSHION YOUR FALL! *Valvatorez heavily impacts the Trampoline, skyrocketing away into the Sun*

 

Uh. Where did the cookie go? Oh! *picks up the cookie Valva dropped upon impact, rubs the dust away and trots away merrily*

[Naraku]

*the cookie suddenly flies to the magnetic device in my hand*

 

I secretly inserted a metal inside the cookie a while ago. Now it'll never leave me! Maybe no one will want to eat it, except that one individual...

[Valvatorez]

*stabs the Magnetic Device that Jolteon had and blows it up*

 

Now for my ultimate idea.

 

*Summons a army of prinnies that cannot be picked up*

 

Now go get the cookie.

 

*all of them charge Jolteon*

[Naraku]

My haanndd!! *wraps it with cloth bandage*

 

Wait up, prinnies! I'll give y'all money if you go after Valvatorez instead.

 

*prinnies change direction toward Valvatorez*

[Valvatorez]

Fools remember what happened last time you tried to go against your prinny instructor.

 

*all of them shutter at the memories and go back after Jolteon*

[Naraku]

Seems like I have no choice but to retreat. *jumps up with wings open, throws bomb directly under me, which causes a chain reaction with prinnies exploding, then flies away*

 

See ya later, Valvatorez. It was fun playing with your loyal pets~

Edited April 9, 2015 by JolteonTails

[WaterScorpion]

you guys have been busy while I was gone.

*casually swipes cookie from valv while shenanigans happen*

[Naraku]

But WaterScorpion, I have the cookie. *waves it in the air while flying* I'd like to see you try to get it.

Edited April 9, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Valvatorez]

I think Jolteon has it.

 

*pulls the cape over his eye's and blocks the explosion.*

 

Very well, come Tyrant Flughude.

 

*Summons a large as heck demon and catches Jolteon and takes the cookie*

 

Good Flughude.

[Naraku]

I'm not quite done yet. Time for demon battle... Mao, come forth and use Vasa Aergun! i only played disgaea 3 hahah

 

*swoops in and swipes the cookie before Mao transforms into a demon, then he blasts Valvatorez and Flughude*

 

Aww look, the cookie is all filthy now. *tosses it away*

[Path Light]

*Roars and takes the cookie from Valvatorez and eats it*

I win!

[Valvatorez]

*while fighting the cookie had managed to get some really disgusting things on it and probably tasted like death*

 

Ya I don't mind if you eat it, it'd probably kill ya.

[Lovecats]

Path Light died after an excess cookie overdos- oh wait, wrong thread.

 

Huh. Looks like we're out of cookies.*takes another fresh cookie from the Granny Sockpuppet Cookie Jar and quickly gallops away on a 8-legged horse*

Edited April 9, 2015 by lovecats99

[Valvatorez]

*Throws a wrench at lovecats99 and hits em in the head making em fall off the horse and onto the ground*

 

I ran out of swords to throw.

 

*picks up the cookie and walks away*

[WaterScorpion]

fuuu......well, now i can swipe it from valv

Hand it over! *pounces on valv*

[Path Light]

*Roars and blocks WaterScorpion from taking the cookie and eats it*

I win!

[Valvatorez]

Thanks for blocking water ya little lizard.

 

*had enough time to jump through a dimensional portal and close it*

 

[Path Light]

I am not a little lizard!

*Opens the 2nd jar*

No bugs inside