Posted May 15, 2013 runs through. Run for it is free, run for the love of god run... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2013 Ha, ha your too slow too catch me Sparkle, here have some eggs...[/i] throws rotten eggs at you...[/i] Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2013 Ha, ha your too slow too catch me Sparkle, here have some eggs...[/i] throws rotten eggs at you...[/i] *flies out of my passage,firing meatballs at you 2 and shoots my pud-zooka at you 2 and glares at your clothes and bodies,coverd in meat and chocolate pudding,and then i laugh as i go back down through my passage* *closes my indestructible door to my passage* Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2013 quickly ducks and runs away very fast... Hey watch it Danwar... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2013 from the ground,but not above. *drops a bomb into your fort* anbnd as for you,darien... *quickly plants cocolate pudding mines around you* Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2013 Takes out my trusty bazooka and starts shooting potato salad at Danwar. it will take more then that too get me!... Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2013 *throws a bottle of maple syrup at Darien and hopes for a surprise attack* Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2013 catchs the bottles of syrup and smiles at you.Mmmm I love maple syrup, get any pancakes?... Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2013 I don't know,let me look*starts going through backpack,throwing various food items at Darien while looking for pancakes*Hmm...let's see,pasta...pudding...raspberries...tomatoes...waffles...hamburger...cotton candy...ice cream...ah,here it is:pancakes*throws them too* Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2013 catchs and eats the pasta,pudding,waffles,hamburger,cotton candy,ice cream and thepancakes... oh man I'm full... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) Oh well I will throw more stuff at you then *starts throwing more stuff:Jello,cookies,cupcakes,chocolate,s'mores,cherries,jicama...* Edited July 1, 2013 by Squertle Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2013 ducks and runs away from you. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2013 Not so fast*gets out a garden hose that sprays nacho cheese and uses it on Darien* (Heheh,Rhett and Link rap battle of manliness reference ) Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2013 Drops and roll out and away from you, then gets out my Bazooka and starts shooting chocolate back at you... Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2013 *jumps in front of Squertle and is hit with chocolate* NOOOOO *sits down and eats chocolate* X3 *hurls a strawberry cheesecake at Darien* Take that! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 29, 2013 Why thank you I will...catchs the cheesecare and eats it... mmm, here have some brownies... I say as I throw them at you... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2013 Why thank you I will...catchs the cheesecare and eats it... mmm, here have some brownies... I say as I throw them at you... me:let's go through my backpack of ammunittion. *i go through varios meats and deli and find a heat-seeking beef rocket* hey darien,would your steak to be rare,md.raqre,md.,or death cooked? darien:uhh...md.rare? me:death cooked it is! *i make the rocket extremeley hot? me:and here's some ice-cold water to cool ya down! *i attach water thatr's -100 degrees farenheight* me:enjoy your meal! *i launch the rocket* Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2013 *Takes out hard-candy umbrella* Is it raining? Yep, it is. *Throws smoke-bombs that smell like waffles and egg to everyone* Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2013 *Takes out hard-candy umbrella* Is it raining? Yep, it is. *Throws smoke-bombs that smell like waffles and egg to everyone* *grabs bomb and throws it on the ground,sending me back to my undergroound base* *i find the army i was trainiung awaiting me* soldiers:TEIN-HUIT! me:hello,soldiers!today will be the deay you must go up to the surface of the lunchroom.each of ytou will be assighned diffrent weapons. *i orginize my men into 4 groups:15/30 of my men are armed with meatball assult rifles,10/30 will have pizza swords,4/30 will have catipults that shoot ginormous scoops of ice cream,ant the final one shall be a commando.* me:men,now,MAKE THEM A MEAL AND MAKE ME PROUD!!!! My men:YES SIR!!!! *they go through a portal up to the main level where everyone else is* *the battle begins* Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) *Sees flying ball of chocolate ice-cram and stands directly in its path* ICCCEEEEE-CRRRRREEEEAAAAM!!!!!! *Ice-cream ball splats on me and I begin eating it* Om nom nom...delicious, sweet ice-cream... After I eat my way out... A catapult with a giant meatball filled with cheese will magically appear! *A catapult with a giant meatball filled with cheese magically appears* FIRE! P.S. Those meatballs with cheese are really good, by the way. Especially if you eat them with spaghetti bolognaise. Edited August 7, 2013 by Dream_Dragon Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2013 *Sees flying ball of chocolate ice-cram and stands directly in its path* ICCCEEEEE-CRRRRREEEEAAAAM!!!!!! *Ice-cream ball splats on me and I begin eating it* Om nom nom...delicious, sweet ice-cream... After I eat my way out... A catapult with a giant meatball filled with cheese will magically appear! *A catapult with a giant meatball filled with cheese magically appears* FIRE! P.S. Those meatballs with cheese are really good, by the way. Especially if you eat them with spaghetti bolognaise. commando uses his special movew! OM NOM NOM *the commando eats the giant meatball* *the pizza-swordsmen attack u and cut u 2 peices* Share this post Link to post
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