Typing with your eyes shut

[Denwayasha]

Past ton, past foan, these ilands split bone.

 

Kinda..

 

Next: Great green galloping ghosts!

[sh20000sh]

Great green galloping ghosts!

 

YAY!

 

Type:

 

3.1415926535897932384626433

[Denwayasha]

3.151526525987942485827433

 

Next: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know...

[Dirtytabs]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The wold may never know.

(I'm glad I remember the ads)

 

Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats (with guns) (gunboats)

[Denwayasha]

Knock knock, It's the United States. With huge boats (withguns)(gunboatsP

 

Well almost..

 

Next: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!

[LoveLoveNightmare]

Why did the chicken cross the Movius strip? To fer to the same struo

 

Next: Wanna come over for some Netflix and Chill?

[sh20000sh]

Wanna come ofer for some <etflix and Chill?

 

Wow, haha

 

Type: We have good news and bad news. Good news is we have only one bad news.

[Denwayasha]

Wehave good news and bad newsm The good news is we have nly on bd news.

 

Next: Mother Necessity, where would we be without the inventions of your progeny?

[greenglassesgal]

Monther Necessity, where woyld we be without the inventions of your progent?

 

Almost!

 

Next: Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bought was bitter.

[purplehaze]

Betty Btter bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bough was bitter.

 

Close, just missed one key.

 

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.

 

[Lemniscate]

Love is the only force capable of trandsormjihf ahd ebejy 9ht0 a fr9ejd.

 

Dang, I was doing pretty well until I missed a key and then it threw me off.

 

Next: Trinitrotoluene is the non-abbreviated form of TNT.

[Syiren]

Trutumtrolutine is the non-abbreviated form of TNT.

 

Considering I didn't even know how to spell the above word, I'm impressed.

 

Next: When Exeggutor is 20 feet tall you know you're in the Alola Region.

[Denwayasha]

WhExeggutor is 20 feet tall, you knoe you're in the Alola regionm

 

Hey at least I got "Exeggutor" right!

 

Next: What is an elephant doing in your bedroom??

[Lemniscate]

What is an elephant doing in toye bedroom?

 

Almost!

 

Next: Potato farming can be quite arduous.

[Denwayasha]

Potato farmng can bequite arduous

 

Not quite...

 

Next: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline?

[Lemniscate]

MAybe she's bprm wotj ot/ <aybe ot

s ,aybe;;ome?

 

Dangit, apostrophes mess up my mental mapping.

 

Next: Binocular vision is better than monocular vision.

[Stani]

Binocilar vision is better than monocilar.

 

Yay only two mistakes! (EDIT: Nevermind, three mistakes, forgot the last word. )

 

Next:

He led an exemplary life as a young man.

Edited September 2, 2016 by Stani

[Lemniscate]

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This is unacceptable. I usually do better than this. Dunno why I'm typing so off today. ;_;

 

Next: Pizzaz permitted per Pink Pizza Parlor rules only.

[Artius]

Pizzaz permitted per Pink pizza Par;pr ri;es pm;u/

 

Dang it, so many misspellings;

 

Next : People are always in competition with others for something valuable for themselves.

[greenglassesgal]

People are always in competition with others for something valuable for themselves.

 

Nice!

 

Next: I think we reached an agreement that the raid was dishonorable.

[Lovecats]

I think we reached an agreement that the raid was dishonourable.

 

Yiss.

 

Next: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

[Wildmoon]

be sure to drink you rovalyine.

 

eh..close enough.

 

Next: All That We See Or Seem Is But A Dream Within A Dream.

[DuskOfTheStars]

All Thay Eg Gdd Og zdtttm Ig Bir AnDyszv Wurbub A Dhdab

 

Ermm...

 

Next:

 

"It's always brightest before the dusk."

[greenglassesgal]

"It's always brightet before the dusck ]/v]:

 

Punctuation and symbols mess me up :T

 

Next: Penguins DO, in fact, have knees!

[Wildmoon]

All Thay Eg Gdd Og zdtttm Ig Bir AnDyszv Wurbub A Dhdab

That looks like written out dubstep...

 

 

 

penguina DO In tact have knees.

 

eh, pretty close..

 

Next: Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge.