Posted April 27, 2016 What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna! ~ Billy has 5 apples; Susie has 9. Tim walks in and - Tim eats all the apples so he won't get asked a silly math question. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 27, 2016 Bikkie hasbduve applez zisiwe haz July je tim eslkdbin Andy ij eaes alohhw aoooksssn so he winy je askesna aillu mauh - wseuin I was using my touchscreen keyboard and maybe I shouldn't do that in the future Type: I gotta big booty but I want a big nose. I pick my nose with boogers but a plastic surgeon costs so much more and tastes less great. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 27, 2016 I gotta big booty but I want big nose. I pick my nose with boogers but plastiv surgeron cost so much more and tastes less great. :/ type: Keep this place [blank] until [blank] Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2016 Keepthis place [blank] until [blank] Darn, only missed a space! Next: I solemnly swear I am up to no good! Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2016 I somlemy swear I am upto no good! Type: The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2016 The mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell! Wow! Forgot some capitalization but wow! Type: They didn't teach me how do my taxes though.... Share this post Link to post
Posted April 30, 2016 they didn;t teache me how do nmy taxes thouigh TYPE: two men walked in a bar and orderer.... (hope its now to long) Share this post Link to post
Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) two men walk into a bar and order... Whoops, forgot the last "er" on the end! Next: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edited May 2, 2016 by greenglassesgal Share this post Link to post
Posted May 4, 2016 Is mayonnaise an instrument> Next: Tartar sauce is not an instrument either! Share this post Link to post
Posted May 21, 2016 Taryetvsiace kx bjf. J stavnevtdjfbdt Oh jeez, why did I try doing that on a phone. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 22, 2016 Trick or treat, smell my feetm give me somethng goodto eat! Next: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear DC! Happy birthday to you! Share this post Link to post
Posted May 24, 2016 Happy birthday to you, happy birthay to you, happy birthday dear DC happy birthday to you! (forgot the exact phrasing halfway through ) Next: (forgot the exact phrasing halfway through ) Share this post Link to post
Posted May 24, 2016 (edited) (forgot the exact phrasing half wau troigj/) started good ended... badly. Next: Two-headeds, Drakes, Westerns, Oh my! Edited May 24, 2016 by American-Dragons Share this post Link to post
Posted May 24, 2016 two-headeds, drakes, westerns, oh my1 next: i am a pretty lizard Share this post Link to post
Posted May 24, 2016 i am a pretty lizard next: Quoth the raven, "Nevermore" Share this post Link to post
Posted May 24, 2016 Quoth the rave: >Nvermore: Next: Which witch is the richest witch? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2016 Which witch is the richest witch? Woot! Type: 'You must now follow the regulations of the examination.' Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) Yoybjtdu nie fullot the reqgkatobe of thr ecqhibation. Type: Those who who died eons before shall return, with all eternity of wrath. Edited May 27, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2016 Those wo did eons before hal. return with all eternity of wrath Next: Long ago, the Four Nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2016 long agom the foyur nations lived in harmony. thenm, everything changed when the Fiere nation attacked. next: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Almost! Type: This owl is very pleased about his resemblance to the apple. Edited May 27, 2016 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2016 Thos inwk if fwgh pmsCzsxda ydsfbj rezmebkqbxe tithw apply. Type We are not dead who can aeons lie dreaming, and the oldest gods shall die... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2016 we are not dead who can aeons le dreaming and the oldes god sal dir Type In a world made of darkness and suffering, a single fragment of light is enough to make us blind. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2016 Ina wor, d madeoc datknfss ab s sjcfferin g, ebentne tiniv d zh frqh dny of lifht can , sbdjv bli nd. Type And those who died eternities ago, have risen from beyond the land of the eldest Aetherials, beyond the realm of the long dead, and they rise with eons of wrath... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2016 (edited) And those who died eterneties ago have risem from beyond the land of the eldest aetherieals beyomd the reln of the long dead and then rise with eaons of weath Type And to the sky they went, only to find out that they weren't coming back to life. And those who died long ago remained dead with the dead. Edited May 29, 2016 by Pauingen Share this post Link to post
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