Typing with your eyes shut

[Lovecats]

Imagination is more inmporantant than knowledge.

 

Just reading that out loud cracks me up..

 

Next: You gotta do the cooking by the book.

[DuskOfTheStars]

You gotta do the cooging bi ythe bioik.

 

Let dead gods dream, for dark tomorrows come as they awake.

[Paradisiske]

let dead gufs dreaxk for daej yimmieeiws ckmw as they wade

 

I'm the image of deception

[Wolves-and-Wings]

Im the imahe of deception

 

Next: I'm in preschool thats why i'm typing this so cruddy.

 

[Denwayasha]

Im in preschool that's why I'm typng this s crudy

 

Next: Since when did preschoolers learn to type?

[Wolves-and-Wings]

Since when did perscjpp;ers ;eark t

 

Since Santa clause went down your chimney last year

[greenglassesgal]

Since Santa clause went down your chimeney last year

 

Next: ... but I don't have a chimney!

[Denwayasha]

...but do't hav a chimmney@

 

Next: Then Santa must've had a key!!

[andromedae]

Then Santa must've had a key!

(I'm pretty good at this )

 

Santa is ilumintati

[Denwayasha]

Santa is Illuminati~

 

Yeah!

 

Next: Santa has five letters, Santa has eight reindeer plus Rudolph, 5+8+1=9, Christmas is December 25th, 25+9=34, 3x4=12, there are 12 days of Christmas, 12 days divided by 4 calling birds is 3, there were 3 Wise Men, a triangle has 3 sides, Illuminati confirmed!

[Lovecats]

(I'll try my best.)

 

Santa has five letters, Santa has eight reindeer plus Rulopoh, 5_8_1_8, Christmas is 25rh 25+9-34, 3x4=12, there are 12 days of Christmas, 12 days divided by 4 calling birds is 3, there were 3 wise men, a triangle has 3 sides, Illuminati confirmed

 

Thank god I didn't do that on mobile!

 

Type: hey what's up guys it's scarce here

[American-Dragons]

hey whats up guys its scarce here.

 

oh wow i did it

 

type

 

A goat glided over goat galore, which happens to be a place where goats communicate.

[Syiren]

hey what's uo guys it's scarvbe here.

 

Um, A for effort? ;

 

Type: Epic sword fights are always more awesome when you dual wield.

[Windra]

Epic sword fights are always more awesome when you dula weild

 

(dula weilding is going to be a thing one day, I promise )

 

"She sells seashells by the seashore."

[Denwayasha]

"She sells seashells bu the sea shre"

 

Almost!

 

Next: Solemn Sheldon is seldomly seen shopping in the somber, shadowy shops

[greenglassesgal]

Solemn Sheldon is seldomly seen shopping in the somber, shadowy shops.

 

Not bad~

 

Would you smooch a ghost? Heck yeah.

[Denwayasha]

Wouldu smooch a ghost? Heck yeah!

 

Next: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

[Neon Skylite]

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

Holy crap, I did it. Knew my memory of what key is where would help.

Now I have inspiration for my quote.

Type; "There are no tricks or gimmicks here, ladies and gentlemen! This is REAL magic!" if you find the source for this, I love you and never want you to die.

[Felixr2]

There are no tricks or gimmicks here, ladies and gentlemen! This is REAL magic!

 

 

Type: %{]-f2$`f9j#21jJk\

[Neon Skylite]

...

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That was tough.

Type: (Sorry, am I supposed to be consoling you over your first-world problems?) with the brackets intact.

[Felixr2]

(Sorry, am I supposed to be consoling you over your first-world problems?) with the braces intarct.

 

I only messed up the bonus!

 

And that was very impressibe, Neon Skylite. Only 4 mistakes!

 

Type: All we are is an isle of flightless birds; we find our worth in giving birth and stuff.

[Lovecats]

All we are is an isle of flightless birds; we find our worth in birth and stuff.

 

Yay!

 

Type: Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows, only time.

[Denwayasha]

Whocan say were the road gesm were he day flow,onlytes/

 

I don't even know what happened there...

 

Next: Clean up in aisle 13! ... Wait a minute, there is no aisle 13!

[Neon Skylite]

(Sorry, am I supposed to be consoling you over your first-world problems?) with the braces intarct.

 

I only messed up the bonus!

 

And that was very impressibe, Neon Skylite. Only 4 mistakes!

 

Type: All we are is an isle of flightless birds; we find our worth in giving birth and stuff.

Hah, thanks! I taught myself at the age of 8 how to remember what key is where and I type really fast. About 30 words in 10 seconds on a keyboard! I haven't timed my words per minute but without glancing at the keyboard I can type.

 

Clean up in aisle 13! ... Wait a minute, there is no aisle 13!

 

Next up; (She talks like Apollo's a god...)

(Oh, wait...)

 

[Denwayasha]

(She talks like Apollo's a god!_

(Ig wautnO

 

Well the first bit was okay.

 

Next: "Apollo is hot." "Well he is the sun god." "That's not what I meant."