Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Durppie]

incondicency steals hearing aids from thiefofhearts, and uses them to make necklaces for reindeer.

[Pixxelation]

Durppie is a robotic hamster in a chicken suit.

[Lagie]

PieMaster has a secret pie phobia; they're terrifying, especially blueberry ones.

[Lalasa]

Lagie is secretly a secret agent of the government of the Dominican Republic of the Congo.

[Lagie]

Lalasa is my secret agent partner. She carries the binoculars for me!

[shadowscar00]

Lagie steals steak from starving giraffes!

[Lalasa]

shadowscar00 steals giraffes from the savanna and feeds them steak in his backyard zoo. Now he's looking to sue someone because of his missing steak.

[me002]

Hey! a person with your nickname pushed my mom off the empire state building o.o.

[RotomGuy]

Your mum fell off the empire state building. Oh. Wait. *shot*

[Tiffashy]

You sit on eggs when you ate upset and cry when you see your mum.

[shadowscar00]

Tiffashy gave her mother to Cruella De Ville for obedience training! (And I am a girl!!!!!)

[TheShadowFreak]

shadowscar00 wears a Dalmatian coat

[OrbiterSpore]

TheShadowFreak is a cloud magnet.

[Catlover3288]

OrbiterSpore likes to collect his toenail clippings and sell them on E-bay

Edited January 5, 2012 by Catlover3288

[OrbiterSpore]

Catlover is an Water Dragon.

[sithdragon]

OrbiterSpore flies kites in their backyard but tells people they are a pilot.

 

[Lagie]

Is spite of having a Bachelor pad for a scroll, sithdragon has been married five times, two of those in the past year.

[sithdragon]

Lagie keeps up with the Kardashians and wishes she was BFF with Kim.

 

 

 

(Beer was involved in the construction of this post)

[thiefofhearts]

Sithdragon is infact a Jedi spy working for the good of the Republic.

[TheShadowFreak]

thiefofhearts runs a dirty stick figure magezine

 

I can see why it died after you posted

[thiefofhearts]

I'm awesome like that.

 

TheShadowFreak's namesake comes from a person who likes to shave small puppies bald under the cover of the night. It may or may not be a blood relative, either.

[Tiffashy]

thiefofhearts likes licking the floor.

[Lagie]

Tiffashy throws stale breadcrumbs on the floor for thief to lick up.

[DragonScorn]

Lagie has been making brownies all day long and has been throwing them at people.

[Tiffashy]

DragonScorn is a vampire.