Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[minkymy]

Rubs' Typhlosion knows a move called FALCON PUNCH. It's name is CHUCK NORRIS, and had that name before he caught it.

[OrbiterSpore]

minkymy is planning to take over the Moon.

[Zanel]

OrbiterSpore is a member of the Grox Empire.

[minkymy]

Suwako is Rebecca Black.

[Zanel]

minkymy is a Misfit Pygmy.

[XxdragicexX]

Suwako is a child molest

[SoraBbb]

Dragice can tell whether nebula eggs are green or not, and steals all the green ones and replaces them with normal ones.

[OrbiterSpore]

Sora is secretly planning to turn clicking words into a game.

[magicaldragon98]

orbiterspore is telling lies about sora

[Lagie]

magicaldragon98 is 98 years old, making her the oldest forum player at Dragon Cave.

[incondicency]

Lagie just happens to be Big Bird from Sesame Street... in disguise as Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

S-SHH, NOW THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! *runs away*

[minkymy]

incondency stole all the flygon plushies in the world and hid them in a big warehouse. She burns them in this warehouse, along with meddling children and snails. Magical Snails.

[NovaEcto]

Minkymy secretly wants to be a rainbow centaur.

[minkymy]

But that's t-

UM I NEVER SAID ANYTHING.

Okay, so, NovaEcto hates Xaldin and would like to stab him with his own dragoon lances while screaming "KIMAHRI RONSO WAS THE BESTEST DRAGOON AND FLUFFY TO BOOT!"

 

(and before you ask, no, I don't want to do that. I just like how fluffy Kimahri is.)

[incondicency]

minkymy likes watching glow-in-the-dark monkey cuticles sing. *cackle*

[Lagie]

incondicency uses tomato juice as the ink for her drawings.

[incondicency]

Lagie stole my grandfather's name after dipping his knees in coffee beans!

[Lagie]

Coffee beans? You mean the ones you grew on that coffee plantation of yours, incondicency?

Edited December 30, 2011 by Lagie

[OrbiterSpore]

Lagie is making my Flight Simulator X crash with her awesome randomness.

[Lagie]

Me? Never! You crashed it when you sneezed during takeoff!

[incondicency]

Nuh uh, your blinking smilie implies that you were stealing the crepes, again, from my soon-to-be cat.

[Lagie]

But... I always steal crepes, and that cat's a lion!

[incondicency]

Lagie's eyelashes are actually made out of ceramic cinnabons.

[thiefofhearts]

incondicency eats toast butter side down...... and thoroughly enjoys it.

[incondicency]

thiefofhearts actually steals hearing aids from penguins; however that is entirely justified, considering polar bears would have gotten to them if not already stolen.