Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

Pinkie has purple hair and red toenails and really wishes people would stop assuming her favourite colour is pink, when it's not. It's really muddy brown.

Edited February 22, 2012 by Lagie

[Vixonstar]

Lagie's avatar is actually a picture of her!

[blackdragon71]

Vixonstar was commissioned to do Lagie's portrait.

[SPQR]

Blackdragon71 is dating Kim Kardashian.

[blackdragon71]

SPQR is secretly in love with Maximus.

 

And even if I were into my own gender for romantic reasons, it would NOT be any of the Kardashians.

[XxdragicexX]

Blackdragon likes to drive by daycares with a big van that says "Free candy!"

[Vixonstar]

XxdragicexX likes nebulas because their wings make pretty leather.

[XxdragicexX]

Vixonstar hates nebulas because he doesnt have as many as me.

[Vixonstar]

XxdragicexX believes that they should be worshipped for the amount of nebulas on their scroll. (and btw, I'm a girl )

[LizzyTam]

Vixon's avatar is actually a real-life photo of herself.

[Khallayne]

Lizzy gets a thrill of cooking toenail stew.

[Lagie]

Khay saves up all her toenail clippings for Lizzy and occasionally adds her dog's as well.

[Khallayne]

Lagie quite enjoys the toenail stew. x3

[blackdragon71]

Khay has the special recipe for toenail stew.

[Lagie]

Daughter Dearest sells the frozen toenail stew at OtherMother's shop.

[Alycs]

Lagie makes Toenail soup from a box.

[OnABadBet]

Alycs believes all creatures have lavender eyes.

[Lagie]

Bet is a jockey who has yet to win a race.

[ticonderoga2]

Lagie uses CPA as a plot to RULE THE WORLD!!!

[blackdragon71]

Actually, that's a truth, Ticonderoga.

 

Ticonderoga is Lagie's hunchbacked lab assistant.

[Lagie]

Shh. No telling the family secrets.

 

Daughter Dearest has a secret stash of Twilight books and MLP videos in her dungeon.

[DragonScorn]

Lagie got hit by a goose when a confused boy threw it thinking it was a basketball.

[blackdragon71]

Dragonscorn raised the goose from an egg that she found on the AP.

 

@Mother: Them's fighting words.

[Kanaye]

Every night, Niece BD sneaks out of her house to go surfing.

[Pinkie]

Kanaye has a garden outside her house where she grows purple people-eating plants for pruning and pickling.