Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Kira-san]

TPAM still reads little kid fairy tale books

[DragonKami]

Likes to trip into lava.

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me threw up in the middle of the Bill Clinton's presidential speech on live television.

[thomasgold19]

TPAM thinks bacon tastes bad

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me went on Jeopardy and won a consolation toaster.

[Hazel360]

TPAM was booed after hijacking a 1D Concert by dancing Bhangra.

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me decided to crawl a mile in the Sahara Desert to promote her new reality T.V. show "Crawl Like an Egyptian".

[KrazyKay12]

TPAM is in love with the person above him.

[Hazel360]

TPAM has told the truth.

[Epic_Ninja_1]

Hazel360 joined in 360

[Htt71]

Epic_Ninja_1 is actually a space chicken in disguise!

[MasterWeavile898]

Htt71 hates wolves

[sha_sha]

MasterWeavile898 has a little sister that looks just like his AVI because he tried to use kool-aid to dye her hair.

[MasterWeavile898]

(Well, not really. She's asked to dye her hair before.)

 

Sha_Sha has been on DC for ages

[LibbyLishly]

MasterWeavile898 despises anime and wants the whole genre to burn, along with the fans.

[MasterWeavile898]

(Well, except that last part...)

 

LibbyLishly lost her sense of smell in a freak accident with a marshmallow gun

[LibbyLishly]

(Confusion! Your picture is of an anime character!)

 

MasterWeavile898 spends all of her free time cross-legged in a vast field of cornstalks, meditating on the coming age of the Aliens and waiting to be taken.

[MasterWeavile898]

(Actually, it's a sprite from Pokemon BW2. Which is sort of close, as it's still Japanese, but not the same. And um *cough* I'm a guy.)

 

LibbyLishly is never confused or mistaken, ever

[LibbyLishly]

(Pokemon is anime in my book. And omg I didn't notice the gender arrow. HERP DERP. *Goes away coughing loudly*)

 

(ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.)

 

MasterWeavile898 is an evil genius with a white cat that he strokes while talking in a silky voice to his prisoners. Somehow, he never gets the white fur on his immaculate black clothes.

[MasterWeavile898]

(Yeah, there is an anime, but the games are, well, games. I do not watch the anime. And, except the cat, immaculate, and silky voice, that's pretty true.)

 

LibbyLishly always gets all work assigned to her done in a timely manner and never procrastinates

[LibbyLishly]

(Yeah, okay, fine. That makes sense. And oh, that's totally true. Totally. Can't you tell? )

 

MasterWeavile898 is actually Batman.

[MasterWeavile898]

(Yep, I can tell. And you insult me, I'm not Batman, I'm the Joker. )

 

LibbyLishly hates donuts

[LibbyLishly]

(Well, of course I insult you! 'Tis a baseless lie! The Joker is of course far superior to the Batman.

 

ALL THE FALSE)

 

MasterWeavile898 is actually a cartoon character from Futurama.

[MasterWeavile898]

(True, very baseless. And far superior.)

 

LibbyLishly is her own grandmother (paradox anyone?)

[Hazel360]

MW is a Ganguro that lives in Bulgaria and works as a hot-dog seller.