Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[HarbingerPuppeteer]

Sets of all the alarm clocks at Walmart.

[Bacon_Strips]

Goes to Ikea, dresses as a pirate and engages in combat with unsuspecting shoppers to promote her new fantasy book.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

makes faces in a watch factory

[thomasgold19]

Licks rabbits and then steals their carrots.

[MasterWeavile898]

TPAM hates Skyrim

[Hazel360]

TPAM is a tangerine.

[dracopenguin]

TPAM enjoys cross country running.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

TPAM really is a Talking Grapefruit

[dracopenguin]

TPAM has read Fifty Shades Of Grey

 

 

[HowToSaveALife]

TPAM enjoys eating inedible items retrieved from waste bins.

Edited September 8, 2013 by HowToSaveALife

[HarbingerPuppeteer]

Is working with the Space Ninja Chickens.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

TPAM is trapped in oblivion

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Is secretly an alien from the planet Zorcon.

[thomasgold19]

Is allergic to air.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

TPAM is from the Shivering Isles

[Dimar]

They killed a man... with THIS THUMB!

[Hazel360]

TPAM joined in 1659.

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me performed the bagpipes at halftime during Super Bowl XXVI.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

TPAM is really a piece of bacon

[thomasgold19]

TPAM pushed a penguin off of a cliff.

[Hazel360]

TPAM is a Fedora-wearing Brony.

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me bought a strand of Michael Buble's hair for $7,000 in an auction in China.

[MasterWeavile898]

Oh come on, we all know Bacon strips.

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me has an extensive collection of gold watches that he stole from his neighbors.

[DragonKami]

Is a pokemon.