Compulsive Posters' Anonymous Volume Twenty

[DragonSpirit009]

😒

You mean me cause I'm the one who sucks

[Fortune86]

*pets better*

 

Gonna try the Geo MC?

[Ruby Eyes]

You're a Vampire?

 

[DragonSpirit009]

Hi there Ruby!

 

@Fortune86 Yeah going to try that. So I need you to come to my world cause the Ruin Guards is going to whoop my buns

[Fortune86]

Hey Ruby!

 

Only if Spirit pulls the nun one in the next banner

[DragonSpirit009]

I don't know if I want the vampire nun.

She kinda scares me

[Fortune86]

I want at least one to complete the 4 star collection, but I don't think I'll ever use her. 

[DragonSpirit009]

Yeah.... I just want to collect the character I like

[Fortune86]

I'll probably get at least one of her at some point while pulling anyway

 

I just hope I don't get spooked by another 5 star like I did on Ganyu's banner T.T 

[Ruby Eyes]

Vampire nun.

 

Now I have an idea what my GF felt like when I was talking about a game where you fight using pasta and where zombies drop cranberries ...

[Fortune86]

@Ruby Eyes This is who we are talking about.

 

Spoiler

 

She's not really to my or Spirit's taste, but apparently a fair number of the male half of the fandom are looking forward to her becoming available.

 

Can't think why.

 

I have a character that fights by yeeting flamethrower teddy bears at things o3o

 

But Qiqi has yet to drop any cranberries....

[Ruby Eyes]

She looks nothing like a nun OR a vampire

 

Flamethrower teddy bears - awesome! Best if you can dual-sling them!

 

[DragonSpirit009]

Don't worry Ruby.... Most of the people feel like that when Fortune and I talk.

 

My fire guy uses a fire circle to heal people and set them on fire

[Ruby Eyes]

6 minutes ago, Fortune86 said:

Can't think why.

Mammaries. I mean, her Charisma.

@DragonSpirit009 Isn't that how fever works? Burn away all the illness!

[DragonSpirit009]

That is a pretty good point

[Fortune86]

Sadly I can only yeet one teddy at a time T.T

 

But as characters come in different sizes, I live in hope that one day Spirit's tallest character can grab my smallest character and fastball special them. 

[DragonSpirit009]

That would be so cool... and hilarious.
We would end up playing every night just to pull that stunt

[Fortune86]

I wonder if we could hit the wolf that way when he's doing his zoomies? 

[DragonSpirit009]

We barely get to hit the balloons right and you want to yeet Qiqi at a wolf

[Fortune86]

Yes. 

[DragonSpirit009]

Then you have to aim

So I'll get Qiqi and you get the tallest character in the game

[Ruby Eyes]

That would be a beanstalk. A magical one.

 

[Fortune86]

Well if I pull Childe I could always try and yeet your Diona, though you'll have to level her a bit.

 

(If you guys think I'm trouble here, imagine what Spirit has to put up with when we co-op o3o).

[DragonSpirit009]

She is smacking my NPC's. 😒

[Fortune86]

Well if you levelled up you could come smack mine. 

 

I don't mind. They deserve it.

 

Especially little Timmie.