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Compulsive Posters' Anonymous Volume Nineteen

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If I smack my TV with a broom then I won't have a TV anymore!

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I've tried that many times... mostly because I struggle getting signal.

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Dust... only dust fell out XD

 

Which finger is this now?

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Look good Rainbow!

 

Did you sucker punch someone Fortune?

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A guy from high school. Our grade went on a camping trip. Some boys came into our rooms to spray us with shaving cream. Apparently I was a sleep through the whole thing. So when the one guy tried to spray the cream I turned around and punched him.

The next morning he approached me with a black eye and said I had a vicious left arm. I was clueless. Then I heard the story.

 

Sadly that guy was the same guy who died last year with his wife in their house. :(

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Yeah... I just realised it was him that I punched.

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Well, I just had a mini-heart attack.

 

Just been checking my bank statement. They've changed how it looks, so when I saw how much had gone out I was like 'WHAT!'. Turns out to be the total sum from the last year.

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Ugh I hate when they change the look of things.
It's like they want you get a heart attack from shock

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The mortgage man hasn't emailed back yet either. I'm starting to get worried. Maybe I should try again? 

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Good morning, CPA! B)

 

*sets out coffee, teas, juices, apples, brownies, and toast with jam*

 

Here's how broken our court system is...

 

Today my cell phone rings and I answer.  It's ANOTHER bailiff summoning me to serve in ANOTHER judge's court for the May/June session and to appear on Friday for orientation.  When I explained I was already serving, he had to check with the first bailiff before he would believe me.  Aren't you supposed to believe your jurors???  I suggested to him that they need to co-ordinate their lists.

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Yeah. Or I just did too good a job last time. :P

*belatedly hugs back*

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SPIRIT!

 

*hugs*

 

I'm terribly, terribly disappointed. 

 

Won £80,000 on the lotto, then realised I was dreaming halfway through telling my dad. 

 

Woke up so depressed. 

 

T-T

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