Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for calling the water a complimentary beverage.

[catstaff]

Banned because what have you been drinking that you think any beverage gives compliments?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not knowing hellhorses drink 190 proof moonshine. 

[catstaff]

Banned for running a still.

[PrincessLucy]

Banned for keeping dragons in jars.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not fitting in the jar.

[PrincessLucy]

Banned for knowing that I won't fit in the jar.

 

[catstaff]

Banned for being yet another person who refuses to believe that those are not real dragons in the jars.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because no one knows who is actually putting dragons in jars.

[catstaff]

Banned for not sending me more cough drops.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the cherry ones have already all been bought up.

[Lagie]

Banned for banning in the wrong thread.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because there's no rules in this thread that says I can't.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not putting the sn-owo-man cookie in your signature

https://dragcave.net/holidays20/cookie/76496

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for teaching the cat how to open the breadbox.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not approving of the Loaf Cat alliance.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for the sandwich with claw marks.

[catstaff]

Banned for not recognizing decorative cutting of sandwiches.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for sammich contamination.

[catstaff]

Banned for not bringing enough alcohol to decontaminate the sandwiches.

[_Terminus24]

Banned because I think she wanted to get drunk with certain alcohol lol

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I do and soggy sammiches are awful.

[catstaff]

Banned because that's what brandy butter is for. Isn't it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because Brandy Butter sounds like someone from the Shire.

 

 

Edited January 18, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not being a cat.