Ban the person above you!

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because now what are we going to do?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not befriending the janitor. He knows how to disarm all the traps.

[catstaff]

Banned for not attending to the trap-disarming lessons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the location listed on the sign-up sheet was 'If you can't find us, you've already flunked."

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I needed that chuckle. 

[catstaff]

Banned for laughing at our predicament.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because this is your fault.

[catstaff]

Banned for blaming me, because I didn't write any of this, so it can't possibly be my fault.

[Lagie]

Banned for putting dragons in jars.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being a Mint enabler.

[catstaff]

Banned for not appreciating Mints.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for taking @Lagie's side in the Mint War.

It's a forgone conclusion that the Alt-iods will win.

[catstaff]

Banned for making assumptions as to who will win the war.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because we know who is running the supply line.

[catstaff]

Banned for not telling me who's running the supply line.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I think we all know. 

 

*stares at dragons in jars accusingly*

[catstaff]

Banned for STILL not believing that those are not real dragons in those jars.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not downloading the Gemshard update.

[catstaff]

Banned because I'm not the one who made the dragons-in-jars gifs to begin with, I just pulled them from the project threads back when I was active in those projects.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for having a legitimate reason.

[catstaff]

Banned for assuming I wouldn't have a legitimate reason.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for putting dragons in jars while i have a sprained ankle. 

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for spraining your ankle. 

[catstaff]

Banned for a lack of sympathy - sprained ankles hurt!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not kissing it better.