Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for thinking secrets can actually be kept over the internet.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for disclosing confidential information.

[Docthings]

Banned for not inviting me to the cookout last Saturday. 

[catstaff]

Banned for thinking anyone was cooking out during the blizzard last Saturday.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not having enough love to make the blizzard thaw.

[catstaff]

Banned because I love snow.

[Docthings]

Banned because you destroyed my snowman and subsequently, my heart.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for hiding your heart in a snowman instead of in a madstone in the stomach of an especially ugly looking Canada goose who can only be caught with the collar on a very fast deer who can only be killed with an obsidian arrowhead from the bottom of a pit with an unextinguishable fire on top of a mountain peak that can only be reached by flight.

Edited February 2, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for making me read. 

[catstaff]

Banned for an aversion to reading.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I like to read, but I was busy studying Korean. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for letting your mind wander off-leash wherever it pleases.

 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for being rude to me, Twilight. You're a princess. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not realizing my mane stands up like that when I'm under the influence of magic overload.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because that doesn't mean that you can't be polite. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I've also eaten an entire bag of sugar. Wheeeeee!

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I'm too tired to deal with you. 😛

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not talking about being a cat who plays the bongo

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because we're out of sugar.

[catstaff]

Banned because you're the one who ate all the sugar.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for banning someone with superior social status.

[catstaff]

Banned for thinking social status matters.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for thinking it doesn't matter. Weren't you ever a teenager?

[catstaff]

Banned because social status never mattered to me as a teenager either.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being an abnormal teenager. No wonder the cops keep eying your flowerbeds.