Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for falling into the trap of conformity.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I would never.

[catstaff]

Banned because you totally would.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you can't prove it.

[catstaff]

Banned because no proof is necessary.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for only having allegations.

[catstaff]

Banned for calling me an alligator.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not being an allegory.

[catstaff]

Banned for believing in fairy tales.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for disrespecting faeries.

Unless it's Tinkerbell, then have at it.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I like Tinkerbell thank you very much. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for yandere support.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for breaking into my cupboard

[catstaff]

Banned for living in a cupboard - I suppose it's under the stairs, too?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's in the basement which is accessed through the door under the stairs. 

[catstaff]

Banned because secret underground chambers should be accessed through a magical sink in an unused girl's bathroom.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's not worth having a conversation with Moaning Myrtle. Chatterboxes are effective guardians.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for talking about bruno

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for not talking about Bruno (and getting that song in my head again)

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned because i dont talk about bruno (no, no, no,no)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because where is my chicken pot pie?

[catstaff]

Banned for expecting people to cook for you.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I'm certainly not doing it. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not catering to my emotional needs and whims.

[catstaff]

Banned because I already raised one kid, and don't need to take care of another one.