Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for thinking I'd kiss the foot of anyone I'm not married to.

[Syiren]

Banned for not marrying a rabbit. Their feet are lucky.

[catstaff]

Banned because no rabbit ever proposed.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because you could have proposed. What is this? The 50s??? lol

[Syiren]

Banned for bashing tradition. 

[catstaff]

Banned because the words in your current sig are way too hard to read and it's giving me a headache.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for having birthdays.

[catstaff]

Banned for being extremely random.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being predictable.

[catstaff]

Banned for wanting me to leave my comfort zone when I'm sick.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being a germ factory.

[catstaff]

Banned for assuming I'm not isolating.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you're still infectious.

[catstaff]

Banned because I can't infect anyone through the internet.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I used to wish my colds on other people on the internet so I could be rid of it and it seemed to work.

[catstaff]

Banned because I'm not wishing this on anyone.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not spraying disinfectant all around the doorframe so the germs can't get out that way.

[catstaff]

Banned for not disinfecting the outside of my door - I did the inside, but if I open it, the germs might escape.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because that means approaching the quaratine zone.

[catstaff]

Banned because you could always send a drone to do it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I'd need a drone with a self destruct mechanism.

[catstaff]

Banned for not investing in the proper technology.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for witholding part of my check for that lasy job.

[catstaff]

Banned because I didn't touch your check... in fact, I didn't get paid at all!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for knocking over the water jug.