Ban the person above you!

[Lagie]

Banned for... oh wait, I was already planning to make popcorn this evening.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I don't really like popcorn. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for forcing Todd to steal popcorn.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because he does what he wants. 

[catstaff]

Banned for not teaching Todd to ask nicely for the popcorn. I'm known to share mine with birbs, as long as they don't get grabby.

[Lagie]

Banned for not considering popcorn-addicted cats.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for considering popcorn-addicted cats.

 

[catstaff]

Banned because I taught my cats to ask nicely if they want to share your popcorn (or chips/crisps, or whatever), so they can decide for themselves if they want to ask for some or not.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because Anne Boleyn didn't get any popcorn.

 

[catstaff]

Banned because no one's actually shared their popcorn with me yet, so of course I couldn't give any to Anne Boleyn.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not asking me, i could make you popcorn.

[Syiren]

Banned because my rotting wisdom tooth won't let me have popcorn. And I iz sad.

 

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because Anne Boleyn needs all the popcorn. Perhaps she could have yours. 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for trying to steal my popcorn.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for keeping all the popcorn for yourself.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not approving of popcorn hording.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because The Alliance does not approve of the Horde.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned because everyone should approve of popcorn hording.

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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for giving the mental image of a WoW orc covered with popcorn like the Fantastic Four's Thing.

[catstaff]

Banned for sharing that particular mental image.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because there is no sharing like sharing suffering.

[catstaff]

Banned because shared silliness is much better.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because sharing is caring.

[catstaff]

Banned because sharing with the wrong person can get one into trouble.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for being safe.