Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned because you claim to be very trusting yet you also say you don't trust me.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because you have dragons in JARS. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the reason you shouldn't trust catstaff is because she is a servant of cats, and cats are Evil.

[catstaff]

Banned because you claim cats are Evil, yet you have a Christmas tree made of cats.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I said a couple of days ago that it was an eldritch tree.

 

Turns out 'Goat With A Thousand Young' was a mistranslation. It said 'Cat,' not 'Goat.'

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not giving the eldritch tree a lovely hat

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because that's too many hats.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned because i only said one hat. A giant one to go over ALL the cat's heads.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because how can I tell what it is plotting if I can't see its eerily glowing eyes.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for WANTING to see eerie glowing eyes at 1 AM

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for denying me night lights.

[catstaff]

Banned because you're the neighbor with the gazillion lights synced up to cheesy Christmas tunes - if the lights don't keep the rest of the area awake, all the traffic driving by to see the display will.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you told me it would keep the skinwalkers out of the yard.

[catstaff]

Banned because you're confusing me with someone else, I never said anything about skinwalkers - I have no personal experience so I'd never offer advice about them.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because skinwalkers, wendigos, yard gnomes... what's the difference? They're all creepy.

[Syiren]

banned because you haven't run into a spider zombie from the new Alpha 20 in the 7 days to die video game. 

[catstaff]

Banned for letting the spider zombies out of the game.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not forcing the spider zombies back into the game. Didn't you watch Wreck-It Ralph? This  can get out of hand fast.

[catstaff]

Banned for forgetting that I don't do games, so I have no idea where to put the spider zombies. Don't want to make things worse by putting them into the wrong game, after all!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you're the one with the jars.

[catstaff]

Banned because my jars are purely decorative.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because it's still scary to think of dragons in jars!

[catstaff]

Banned for fearing taxidermy.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I don't fear it. Did they get taxidermized after dying in the jar?  

[_Terminus24]

Banned for not fearing taxidermy 🤔