Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for blaming me because I don't have cookies to share because catstaff refused to bake any.

[catstaff]

Banned because I didn't refuse - no one asked me!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not anticipating our needs and volunteering.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for making me open this thread at night on my phone, where there’s no custom skins with dark mode for the forums

 

 

 

ow.. my eyes..

[catstaff]

Banned for not just waiting until morning to open this thread.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because morning is too early. Wait for afternoon.

[catstaff]

Banned because there's no way the cats who employ me will let me sleep that late.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not making use of closed door and the furthest away rooms and music to cover any protesting noise.

[catstaff]

Banned for thinking my employers would allow me to close them out of any room.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not taking a firmer stance.

[catstaff]

Banned because I prefer to choose my battles wisely.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for giving the cats the win without a fight.

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[catstaff]

Banned because I never fight anyone within an hour of waking up, and I only just woke up before I started posting for the day.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not taking energy shots.

[Lovecats]

Banned for constructing a black catmas tree above the legal height of 2 metres. There would be enough black cats to go round if everyone followed the rules. 🙄

[catstaff]

Banned for mis-measuring the height of the black Catmas tree.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because those aren't actual cats, they're spawn of The Void.

[catstaff]

Banned because when you stare into the Void, it starts staring back.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it is The Abyss that stares back. 

[catstaff]

Banned because the Abyss and the Void are cousins, and they both stare back.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for researching their family tree. Some secrets should never be brought to light.

[catstaff]

Banned for judging my family tree.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for emerging from Nothingness.

[catstaff]

Banned for not wanting me to make Something of myself.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the cats got to you first.