Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for rejecting me.

[catstaff]

Banned because you acted entitled and demanding, instead of asking nicely.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's the Hellhorse way.

[catstaff]

Banned because the Hellhorse way is not the feline way.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I'm not seeing the difference actually.

[catstaff]

Banned because there's a huge difference in ease of cleanup.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I'm housebroken. Look around, see how much I've broken in the house. It's good, like breaking in new shoes.

[catstaff]

Banned because I rest my case.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because if you agree why are you giving me That Look.

[catstaff]

Banned because I'm not giving you That Look - I'm just tired from driving to Philly and back last night so I'm squinting a lot this morning.

 

(And holy heck, Bruce Dickinson is bloody hilarious! If his Spoken Word tour comes anywhere near anyone, I highly suggest going to see him. At one point, he ended up leading the audience in a sing-along of Monty Python's Philosophers Song. Also, the last hour-ish of the show is Q&A - you can write down a question as you're going into the show, and then later on, he'll answer some of them - my question got answered!)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you did so give me That Look.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for taking my sandwitch

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for leaving it unguarded. There's a cat in the house.

[catstaff]

Banned for claiming to be a cat.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I get banned for not being a cat.

[Lagie]

Banned for not turning yourself into a cat so as to avoid being banned.

[catstaff]

Banned for using circular arguments.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because there's no Whiskey in the Jar.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for taking my sandwitch

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it was your cat that stole your sammich.

[catstaff]

Banned for blaming cats for everything.

 

But since you wanted some Whiskey In The Jar...
The Irish Rovers -or- Thin Lizzy -or- Metallica

 

Is that enough for you? 🥃 🤣

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's always the cats. 

[catstaff]

Banned because that's not a cat, that's an Ewok.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for wearing a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not being like a writing desk.