100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of Dragon Cave

[MoonStormSong]

251. Stalk someone else, steal all their dragons, burn their scroll, and change their password

[StarKaabii]

252. Use the revive spell on Joseph King, but bring him back as a zombie.

 

On 10/16/2022 at 11:28 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

250.  Your password is no longer sufficient to complete trades. We need all your information: full name, address, phone number, birthdate, gender, personal ID number, emergency contact, and the security code we text to your phone.

Wow, I didn’t know Google bought rights to Dragon Cave.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

253. I am renaming all of @Moonstruck_Starlight's dragons with GLUEFOOT in their name.

 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[StarKaabii]

254. Rename all of someone’s dragons to “Jeff” + a number. Jeff 1, Jeff 2, Jeff 3, Jeff 4, Jeff 587, Jeff 588, etc. Bonus points if they have a platinum trophy so un-Jeff-ifying all those dragons just wouldn’t be worth it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

There's a vague sense of menace in the air. Who are you plotting against?

 

255. All the dragons, including hatchlings, will have new Christmas colored sprites between November 24 and January 1st, messing up planning any new lineages and confusing the newbies.

[StarKaabii]

256. All dragons are now replaced with Mistras. Every dragon is a Mistra. Even the Prizes. Every. Single. One.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

257: All bred eggs and hatchlings with two named parents shall have one parent's name hidden and only that parent's code displayed until the hatchling grows up. So the hatchling doesn't feel different from all the others who actually do have only one named parent.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

258: All the Valentine Dragons will be turned into wyrms. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

259: The Trading Hub has been renamed Rare Dragon Auctions For Hardcore Players.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

260. Only players with all the rare and cool dragons can enter the Rare Dragon Auctions For Hardcore Players.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

261. The May Birthday Release will include six new Xenos, only obtainable through breeding.

2Gs will be rare. Lineages with all thirteen old Xenos will have the best odds of producing a new Xeno.

Edited April 30, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[KittyloverWV]

262. Dropkick a dev's dragon

[Trebonth]

263. Try to kill too many Prize Dragons

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

264.  When you catch a CB Stat, post it in trading every twelve hours asking fof any CB hatchling.  Decline all offers. Keep doing this until the time left on the egg is low enough to try to turn it into a Neglected. Enjoy the wrath of the Trading Hub.

[Trebonth]

265. Steal a future NR dragon from the TJ09.

[Edenello]

266. Steal someone's eggs, return them as a plate of scrambled dragon eggs with bacon.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

267.  Make a thread guessing the mods' passwords.

[Lagie]

269. Replace every BSA dragon with a CB staterae.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

271.  The 2023 Halloween dragons will have BSA variants like Cantors.  You have three days to figure them out before the eggs are gone for the year.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

273.  Eggs will now take 7 days to become mature enough to hatch and thier time before death has been extended to 12 days. Red dragon's Incubate BSA will remain the same. Dead eggs with take up an egg slot for three days. Your Aegis dragons will become enraged and unbreedable automatically and stay enraged as long as there are dead eggs or hatchlings on your scroll. Aegis, Iridichi and Crypt dragons will also sometimes visit the dead eggs/hatchlings on your scroll.

[Lagie]

^ Don't you mean misfit? (described)

 

275. Always reject every description and never ever give a reason unless it's a link to some online shopping page.

[Iveolra]

277. Replace every market bought dragon with stage 1 frozen mistlet and pipio pygmies

[idontknowmynamelmao]

278. Release "The Darkstalker" into the cave

Edited December 23, 2023 by dkssudzzzz

[Iveolra]

^ and make sure there's no Qibli, Moon, Turtle, etc.

279. remove the ap, the biomes, breeding, and market, leaving only trading left

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

280.  Change the code so everyone gets an extra chance to win raffle for every set of three adult dragons they raise throughout the month instead of just the first three.  Watch the AP empty out and fill with eggs beween 6 days and 19 hours and 7 days.