100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of Dragon Cave

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

6 hours ago, _Ro_ said:

You must watch an ad for every view your dragon gets or they don't count.

That. Is. Evil. *much respect*

 

221. Renaming all of Corvik's dragons after Descendents songs.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

222. Renaming all of Sunrise's dragons after marvel avengers quotes

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

223. CB Cantors can only be won by whoever whines the most on the forums.

[Lovecats]

224. Add an extra exclusive dragon into the cave, which you can only get after 15 years of derging (and you can only get one per 15 years, so better get comfy.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

225. Post a fake announcement from TJ  that the pink and yellow Sapphires were based on the dresses of Disney Princesses and how disapointed he is that no one ever figured it out.

Edited July 31, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

226. turn the forums upside down

[guyman]

227. Spending many years, countless resources, dozens of test subjects to make a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time to mass kill your dragons when the kill limit wasn't implemented and get your scroll burned.

 

(this would also create a time paradox)

[Lovecats]

13 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

226. turn the forums upside down

¡sᴉɥʇ puᴉɥǝq ʇǝƃ uɐɔ I

 

228. Make it so that the site gets to a random degree (between 0-360°) every time you load a new page.

[_Ro_]

229. (siezure warning.)make the whole site do this when you wiggle your mouse.

Edited August 3, 2021 by _Ro_

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

230. When you click on an egg, for 15 seconds, gray hamsters will pour out of the cursor and bound towards you. Then the site will tell you if you got the egg or not.

[Lovecats]

231. Combine 226, 228, 229 and 230 for the most chaotic and realest Dragon Cave experience of your life! (complete with the hamster experience, of course.)

[_Ro_]

2 hours ago, Lovecats said:

231. Combine 226, 228, 229 and 230 for the most chaotic and realest Dragon Cave experience of your life! (complete with the hamster experience, of course.)

... fingers crossed for april fools?

 

 

232: add an invisible dragon because you're too lazy to make a sprite.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

233. Xenowyrms now have animated stick-figure arms.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

all the codes have youtube links that lead to this song

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

235. All hatchling images are exactly the same. 

 

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 8, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[_Ro_]

236. All rarities are now inverted.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

237. All rarities are Rarity.

 

[Lovecats]

238. Hack the site overnight to replace all the current dragons with your own 'resprites' (which end up poorly uploading as squished jpegs.)

Edited August 8, 2021 by Lovecats

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

239. The Halloween release will be an Australian Spring dragon.

[Lovecats]

240. The Christmas release will be a melting ice-cap dragon, which will become gradually become worse-looking as the years go by to symbolise how the climate is going irl.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

241. The Valentine dragon will be genderless to acknowledge Singles Awareness Day and many breeders will be sorely disappointed.

[_Ro_]

If firey dragons are too close to icey dragons on your scroll they melt them.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

243. Change all of the egg descriptions.

[Lovecats]

244. Charge people for catching rare dragons, that the first person to provide their credit card details wins the Staterae!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

225. Hack Trading Hub, insert a fake CB Staterae trade, watch the offers roll in.  Easier than catching an actual Staterae.