100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of Dragon Cave

[Lovecats]

226. Mess up EVERYTHING to do with breeding so that, for any pair that gets bred, a random egg pops out. Yes, now you can finally own a stone dragon from a common pygmy mother!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

227. Bring back the lengthy guilt trip that DC used to use to discourage you from abandoning hatchlings and eggs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

228. The new releases have hatchlings in a variety of colors and poses.  The adults are all identical with no variations.

[Lovecats]

229. Make a new release dragon and claim it's got 16 different alts that are only distinguishable by eye colour. And make the eyes 1x1 pixel wide. Like with Mints.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

230. The new release will include three more Canto variants. The normal daily drop of Canto eggs will not be increased after the new release drop ends which will be at the time players figure out the BSA actions are Redecorate, Summon, and Splash.

Only Market Cantors 4U.

[Lost_Unicorn]

2 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

The new release will include three more Canto variants.

I would like that, even though I am not actually trying to collect them. There's only 1 evil cantor and 2-4 good ones - that needs balancing. 😈

231.Cantors also get their own zombie sprite, and they can only be zombified after performing special ritual during halloween (success not guaranteed, obviously ).

[Lovecats]

232. Introduce a BSA which makes dragons very tiny (like in Lost_Unicorn's scroll.) Also make sure it can be used on pygmies to make the mega-pygmy group (teeny 10x10 pixel dergs.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

233. The next variant will force you to use Kill and Revive on your egg with no increased Revive success rate and no increased Kill slots.  

And it'll be a limited (2) CB holiday egg. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

234. Change DC Records Take/Leave page so that any egg or hatchling left on it never ages. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

235. Change all the dragon sprites to world leader sprites. Same colors, same sexual dimorphism as previous breeds.

[Lovecats]

236. Better yet, just make all the spriters world leaders. Pixel dergs for all. Banned from dragcave for political reasons, though.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

237.  Reverse age all the Halloween dragons back to eggs and make them auto-abandon.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

238. Blizzard Wizards will refuse all mates.

You can only get them on your scroll through lineages.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

239. The NR Holiday eggs/hatchies will get softshell dragon sickness if they're next to a egg, hatchling, or adult dragon with an affinity for water. Even when the NRs are adults, they'll get sick if bred to a breed with water affinity and don't recover until bred to a dragon associated with fire.

 

 

Edited December 25, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

240. Mints are reclassified from large lizards to frogs with horns.

Edited December 27, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

241. Make it so everyone can go into their adult dragon's lineage and rename other player's dragons in the lineage.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

242. The Trading Hub is now only available for CB metals, Stateraes, Neglected Dragons, CB Green Cantors, CB aqua/amethyst/citrine Gemshards, 2G-3G Spriter Alts, 2G-3G Thuweds, 1G-2G alt variants, 2G Shimmerscales, 2G Bronze Tinsels, and 5G-7G perfect checker lineages. 

 

Everyone else has to use the forum to trade. 

 

Edited January 16, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

243. There actually was a new release last night.  It's description was 'You have a hard time remembering when you get close to this egg,' and it spontaneously fogs itself.  Hatchling description: "It's a cute baby dragon, but you forget its even there unless it wants to be fed.'  It's a telepathic breed that makes you forget it was there. Sometimes you can't see the dragon on your scroll or if you do, the name might be missing.

[MoonStormSong]

244. Add a cat to Dragon cave

[sugarfreesugar]

245. Burn someone elses scroll.

[StarKaabii]

246. Kill all of TJ’s dragons and fail all the revive spells

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

247. Cancel the Halloween event and release.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

248: female Vampire now beed with male Vampires and lay multi-clutches of Vampire eggs like the Brides of Dracula in the Van Helsing movie. The odds of getting a 'live' hatchling is low and the new Vampires are scarier and more aggressive than their parents.

[MoonStormSong]

249. Try to breed a pygmy with a scourgekeeper

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

250.  Your password is no longer sufficient to complete trades. We need all your information: full name, address, phone number, birthdate, gender, personal ID number, emergency contact, and the security code we text to your phone.