Posted February 20, 2015 Y'all got it wrong. I am THE yin yang wolf! I control light and darkness! *brings the Sun back* THERE IMAGINATION WIN Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 Realizes that this battle has got out of hand and waves a hand and all stop fighting all opponents are brought back to their former selves and normal states all eyes are on the me "shall we begin again" i summon gladiator stadium and we all go at it from the beginning Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 *Roars and 2 Tyrannosaurs Rexes roar at MyaMouse* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 *movie narrator guy voice* "A new figure saunters onto the battlefield clad in armor that's.. made of chickens? And what is that she's holding?" *me* YOU FOOL! Cucco Armor is indestructible and anyone who dares to attack shall be smote down with the fury of a thousand demon roosters!! And as for my weapon... you may have a mere Golden Rake of Destiny, but I have *drum roll* THE PLATINUM SPORK OF INFINITE INFINITY. *evil laugh* *skips around poking everyone with said spork while chanting a spell to summon a horde of purple sparkling Cuccos* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 Please. *summons many Titans and Hellhounds and all evil creatures from everywhere to aid me. I throw glitter to spice up the effect. I take out the ULTIMATE SWORD OF ENDLESS POWER and put cool shades on.* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 *the horde of purple sparkling Cuccos morphs into an army of still-purple, still-sparkling, still-indestructable pegacorns, who use their beauty and goodness in an attempt to ward off the hellhounds and evil creatures* *channels power from the Platinum Spork of Infinite Infinity to summon the All-Powerful Eren who starts fighting the Titans with a foam pirate sword* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 20, 2015 Eren? Please. *channles power from the Ultimate Sword of Endless Power to summon the all powerful LEVI to fight the Eren with an awesome sword* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 Nope. *summons gargantuan-mega-hurricane-multi-force-alpha-prefix laser puppy rain* All shall crumble before the end of the post-apocalypse! *lightning made of bacon crackles through the sky as puppies rain down at light speed, shooting lasers from their eyes and disintegrating all that lies before them* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 Popcorn anyone? *sitting in stands of colloseum* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) *disco kittens emerge from the ground and start firing balls of rainbow plasma dubstep energy at the puppy rain while I eat all teh bacon (Yum!)* *whistles loudly and a Spinosaurus, T-Rex, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, and Stegosaurus rush in to roar and snap at the Velociraptors* Dino Squad, yeah! ETA: No popcorn for me, Mouse, I prefer the taste of VICTORY! *brandishes her PSoII* Edited February 21, 2015 by Denwayasha Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 *Roars and 80 Velociraptors take Darien's rock* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 sees the spinosaurus and teleports to defend the bystander myamouse "Have at you dino fiend" I summon a twister fiend to swallow path light and pull out the ten mile wind sword of leviathan "with a single swing i smite thee all" Share this post Link to post
Posted February 21, 2015 *opens magic door behind Mouse to steal popcorn and- Wait Crap I'm a lizard now. *uses magic to teleport Mouse's popcorn to me* Mine! *wears popcorn as an elaborate hat* *fires random beams of delicious jams and jellies at people* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2015 *Roars and 102 Spinosaurus beat up MyaMouse* No double-posting! /ignore repost Yep, well, that's nonexistent now. *grabs more popcorn* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2015 *Roars and 194 Velociraptors beat up HorseChick* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2015 STOP ROARING!! *summons the legendary six star dragon Dargos from DV2! I also shoot light and dark beams everywhere!* MAH POPCORN!! *uses a Magi to teleport the popcorn to me* YUM Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2015 *distracts Dargos with fake Zeditha* *does unnecessary series of flips and rolls over to Esko* *pokes Esko in the eye and takes popcorn* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2015 *distracts Dargos with fake Zeditha* *does unnecessary series of flips and rolls over to Esko* *pokes Esko in the eye and takes popcorn* Cheater. Only a DGM reader/RPer gets the reference. *gets popcorn cart* Popcorn! Get your popcorn! 3$ a bag! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2015 ARG! MAH EYES!!! *uses beams to take popcorn back* DARGOS IS HIT BY THE LOVE AREOW! I LOST HIM! NOOO Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2015 Zeditha comes along and distracts Dargos with a real Zeditha. That... Just amused me so much. Everyone in my class is giving me funny looks because I can't stop laughing Zeditha asks Dargos if he wants to work together to destroy people. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2015 Have at thee all i will smite thee all with mine spear of a thousand winds Fires random spears of terminal jelly at everyone and teleports out of range Share this post Link to post
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