Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[sailing101]

We ran out of saltine crackers, this was all we had left.

 

 

Waiter there's SCP-504 in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Good Grief. It's in there because you put it in there since you're the only one who has access.

 

Waiter, there's a chocolate bar with almonds in my soup.

[Dorchadas]

Oh that's simple. KILL IT WITH FIRE. Almonds do not belong in chocolate.

 

Waiter, there's reploid pieces in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Put them back together then??

 

Waiter, there's a baseball cap in my soup...

[StormBirdRising]

Congratulations, you've won season tickets to any baseball series you want.

 

Waiter, there's a hockey stick in my soup.

[Dorchadas]

Congratulations, you get to be hit with it.

 

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh that's just another waiter in a very realistic costume! (She's also trying to become an an actress and had an audition today. c:)

 

Waiter, there's a candle in my soup.

[Tauriel]

Put it out!!

 

Waiter, there's a Kitten in my soup!!

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[wtf]

Awww cute- take it out quick!!

 

Waiter, there's a human army in my soup!

[sailing101]

That's a big bowl.

 

Waiter, there's arsenic in my- *slumps over, face landing in the bowl.*

[StormBirdRising]

That's not arsenic, the chef accidentally put almond curry in there. Here, breathe these smelling salts and you will be okay.

 

Waiter, there's an Ebony magazine in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's there for you to read while you wait for the rest of your meal. Would you prefer 'People' or 'Time' instead?

 

Waiter, there's a vampire bat in my soup!!

[wtf]

Shine light on it! And careful, it might bite you.

 

Waiter, there's a cactus in my sou- *OUCH*

[Denwayasha]

Cacti are high in fiber and antioxidants. It's good for you.

 

Waiter, there's a talking donkey in my soup!

[sailing101]

I'll have our new cook take care of that personally.

Shrek, could you come out here for a moment?

 

 

 

Waiter, there's an emoji in my soup.

[Mirhana]

We're experimenting with new forms of vermicelli, so you will always eat with a smile!

 

Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!

[sailing101]

Well if you continue to insist on refusing to use the spoon, there's not much I can do to help you.

 

 

 

Waiter, The Pyro is in my soup.

[Windra]

Simply to keep it warm, sir. Or would you rather it be served cold?

 

Waiter, there's a single grain of sand in my soup...!

[Dorchadas]

Sacre bleu! Eet eez rooined!

 

Waiter, there's a French guy in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Yes sir. You ordered our French onion soup.

 

Waiter, there's a painter's palette in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's because Vincent Van Gogh is painting in the kitchen, Good Grief, I hope you don't find anything else in there.

 

Waiter, there's a miniature Harley Davidson in my soup.

[sailing101]

Ah, our Rat Chef invited his mouse friend over I see.

 

 

 

Waiter, there's a theoretical particle in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's because you ordered the virtual soup, maybe it is there, and maybe it isn't.

 

Waiter, there is a bottle of Igri Bikaver in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

its on the house.

 

Waiter, you are in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

It was so cold in the back I had to warm up somehow, let me bring you a new bowl without a waiter in it.

 

Waiter, there's a can of Pepsi in my soup.