Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

Good Grief, that zombie keeps dropping his parts everywhere, let me put that in the freezer for him, he'll need it when he plays the piano for entertainment.

 

Waiter, there's a dead skunk in my soup.

[Mirhana]

Oh my, our blender has been malfunctioning again, normally we don't leave pieces this big in the soup.

 

Waiter, there's a fortune cookie in my soup!

Edited September 27, 2015 by Mirhana

[Denwayasha]

Today is your lucky day!

 

Waiter, there's a Magic 8 Ball in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

It's there so you can predict the future and help us plan next week's soup menu.

 

Waiter, there's a hummingbird in my soup.

[Fateweaver]

I told the chef to lock up his pet! Twice...

 

Waiter, there's a Twilight Novel in my soup!

Edited September 28, 2015 by Fateweaver

[StormBirdRising]

That's so you can read while you are having your lunch.

 

Waiter, there's a little coffin in my soup.

[Draconiusultamius]

That's so you can read while you are having your lunch.

 

Waiter, there's a little coffin in my soup.

A family of files approached me and asked me if they could perform a soup burial for their father who was killed by you. I said yes.

 

Waiter there is a waiter in my soup.

[Exorian]

My apologies, I was just going to ask you if you needed anything else.

 

Waiter, there is a dank meme in my soup.

[Draconiusultamius]

Because you just got trolled.

 

Waiter, there is a miniature version of me in my soup.

[Fateweaver]

-Yells at chef- I told you to stop playing with the cloning vats!

My apologies! -Plucks mini version out and flicks it into the trash- Your soup is gratis. -Bows-

 

Waiter, there's a Master Ball in my soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

It's so you can catch them all!

 

Waiter there's a ghost in my soup. E.E

[Lovecats]

You ordered the Spooky Soup! This means while you calmly enjoy your Spooky Soup, a Spooky Ghost will jumpscare you, causing you to scream and get Spooky Soup up your nose! Though now that you've noticed the Spooky Ghost, I don't think theres any point of it, anymore. Would you like to change it for a Spooky Scary Skeleton?

 

Waiter, there is a pigeon in my soup!

[Draconiusultamius]

You ordered the 'secret' soup, where I place mystery meat into the soup. Now that you know this though, it's not much of a 'secret', for now... (Grins ominously)

 

Waiter, there's a blank space in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

*writes your name in the blank space*

 

Waiter there's a Cavern Lurker in my soup! D:

[Mirhana]

Those Lurkers lurk everywhere! Mind if I keep it for my collection?

 

Waiter, there's a donut in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh I'm sorry! That was supposed to go in another patron's coffee.

 

Waiter, there's a ball of yarn in my soup.

[Lovecats]

Ooh ooh! Gimme!

 

Waiter, there is a plastic spider in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

We used to make our soup with real spiders, however the plastic kind have fewer calories for those who are health-conscious.

 

Waiter, there's a magic wand in my soup!

[Exorian]

Correction, the wand choose the soup. Not the other way around. (Failed HP reference)

 

Waiter, there is a champ in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*takes it out* Hey that's ma champ, give it back! (Failed Pokemon pun)

 

Waiter, there's a joke book in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Good thing. You can use some new material LOL

 

Waiter, there's a talking gecko in my soup.

[Lovecats]

Ask it and maybe it'll give you some insurance!

 

Waiter, there's a bar of soap in my soup!

[Mirhana]

It's to prevent garlic breath.

 

Waiter. there's a ninja in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Looks like it's gone now...

 

Waiter, there's a birdhouse in my soup.

[Jortaani]

You did order it with extra eggs, didn't you?

 

Waiter, there's a weird face in my soup!