Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[georgexu94]

It's a kind of seaweed. And yes, you call that hair. I'm Chinese and that's what we serve usually because it is nutritious.

 

Waiter, there is seven Galleons in my soup. Explain.

[Lovecats]

Huh. I guess Lenny the pirate got to your soup, too? He's been sneaking around here yelling, "ARRR!", while leaving tiny little model boats in everyone's soups. I wouldn't drink it. I think they're made out of lead..

 

Waiter, there is a chair in my soup!

[Myexternalist]

Well you did order the sit-down special today.

 

Waiter, there is a mini Kalos in my soup!

[Naraku]

Ah yes, Kalos is from the French cuisine. Previous generations do not have the sweet taste that Kalos has. If you're interested, we also offer Mégaévolutionia soup.

 

Waiter, there is Kraken in my soup!

Edited April 23, 2015 by JolteonTails

[C88]

Ah yes, our special Calamari soup. Just be careful eating it around boats-it never ends well.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup

[georgexu94]

Your soup is soup-flavored.

 

Waiter, there's seventy brass plates in my soup.

[C88]

Ah yes, you ordered the wash soup. Everyone's dirty plates are washed in it.

 

Waiter, there's a cliche in my soup!

[georgexu94]

Hmm, never heard.

 

Waiter, there is a mosquito in his soup! *points to soup bowl*

[Poisony]

*Puts another soup bowl with mosquito in front of the person*

Here, don't be jealous.

 

Waiter, I have a sock in my soup!

[C88]

You ordered the laundry special, didn't you?

 

Waiter, there's cereal in my soup!

[Lovecats]

Oops. Sorry. I'll get you another bowl of milk. I dont know how those ghastly flakes of cardboard got in there!

 

Waiter, there's a caterpillar in my soup!

[Twilight-Stasis]

oh apologizes Leo likes to swim in soup

 

Waiter, there is a snorkel in my soup

[Denwayasha]

You mean you don't want to go on our Scuba Soup tour?

 

Waiter, there's a tiny Toothless in my soup!

[Naraku]

Get it out of the hot soup immediately! Poor thing. D:

 

Waiter, there's a trigonometry in my soup!

[Lovecats]

Oh thats cos the tan Chef likes to sin. Sorry about that. Did that even make sense?

 

Waiter, there's a million pounds/dollars in my soup!

[MrSpyro]

We refunded the cost of the soup because it took one second too long.

 

WAAAAITER! There's a bunch of Pyralspite dragons in my soup!

Edited April 25, 2015 by MrSpyro

[Naraku]

Any orange or pink kind? If so, give them to me. You can keep the red Pyralspites.

 

Waiter, there's a Bowser in my soup!

[MrSpyro]

Isn't turtle soup a delicacy in some other country?

 

Waiter, there's a TJ09 in my soup!

[Lovecats]

Quick!! Grab it! That's the rarest Leetle out there!!

 

Waiter, there is a rusty spoon in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry, we're very busy today and we're scrounging whatever silverware we can find.

 

Waiter, there's a Nyan Cat in my soup!

Edited April 25, 2015 by Denwayasha

[MrSpyro]

Nyan Cats love soup. It's a basic fact.

 

Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

[C88]

It appears you are a victim of soupception, sir

 

Waiter, there's nail polish in my soup!

Edited April 26, 2015 by C88

[Slater_C]

That's because you ordered the 'Manicure Bisque' ma'am.

 

Waiter, there's a golden ticket in my soup!

Edited April 26, 2015 by Slater_C

[Lovecats]

"Run home as fast as you can!" <insert extensive Charlie and the Chocolate Factory running scene here>

 

Waiter, there's a wind turbine in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

That's because it's green soup left over from Earth Day!

 

Waiter, there's a ankylosaurus in my soup!