Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Jet Raptor]

Congratulations.

 

Waiter, there's a wendigo in my soup.

[Path Light]

Get that weird thing away from my soup!

 

Waiter, there is a big bug in my soup!

[Naraku]

Stroke it gently. It will go away on its own.

 

Waiter, there is a chimera in my soup.

[hgfggg]

Tease it with a screwdriver. It'll then separate into your chicken broth and matzoh balls.

 

Waiter, there's a world in my soup!

[Path Light]

Oh great

 

Waiter, there is a big beetle in my soup!

[OceanLorde]

Eat it,it's a delicacy!

 

Waiter,there's an albino dragon in my soup!

[Path Light]

What is that?

 

Waiter, there is a green dragon in my soup!

[Bekkichan]

Don't worry it's artificial.

 

 

There's a real skull in my soup.

[Path Light]

What? Was that my brothers?!

 

Waiter, there is a creepy looking ghost in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh that's just Clyde! He's friendly and perfectly harmless~

 

Waiter, there's a surfboard in my soup!

[Naraku]

Oh my! Pikachu is standing on it!

 

Waiter, there is an Edward Elric in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*his brother comes in and removes him from your soup*

 

Waiter, there's a fluffy turtle duck in my soup!

[Breath of the Dying]

Eat it while it is still hot!

 

Waiter, there's a tooth in my soup

[Denwayasha]

*takes the tooth and leaves a dime in its place*

 

Waiter, there's a bee in my soup! D:

[ViperSwan]

Well, our new special will sting your tastebuds!

 

Waiter, there's a giant fifteen legged llama wearing a childish sombrero that keeps shouting mean things at me!

[NyneHells]

Well, it'll certainly build character!

 

WAITER! There's a cursed Ring of Power in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Where do you think you are Mount Dhoom?

 

Waiter, there's a spork in my soup!

[bekhamliddell]

Oh, that's what you are supposed to eat it with.

 

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yes. Our special today is the Ratatoullie Surprise.

 

Waiter there's a glassy egg in my soup!

[Darien]

Would like a lawn mower too gi with that?...

 

Waiter there is a UFO in my soup!...

[StormBirdRising]

That's just an alien's earring, put it in the lost and found.

 

Waiter, there's an iPad in my soup.

[Digital Decay]

Yeah, we were out of ordinary apples, so enjoy our special!

 

Waiter, there's a ferris wheel in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Now we just need to find the roller coaster.

 

Waiter there's a clown in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's the restaurant mascot!

 

Waiter, there's a fluffy dandelion in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Eat it, it's good for you and no extra charge for the extra flavor.

 

Waiter there's a diamond in my soup, the size of a peach.