Posted October 8, 2015 We ran out of saltine crackers, this was all we had left. Waiter there's SCP-504 in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Good Grief. It's in there because you put it in there since you're the only one who has access. Waiter, there's a chocolate bar with almonds in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Oh that's simple. KILL IT WITH FIRE. Almonds do not belong in chocolate. Waiter, there's reploid pieces in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Put them back together then?? Waiter, there's a baseball cap in my soup... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Congratulations, you've won season tickets to any baseball series you want. Waiter, there's a hockey stick in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Congratulations, you get to be hit with it. Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 Oh that's just another waiter in a very realistic costume! (She's also trying to become an an actress and had an audition today. c:) Waiter, there's a candle in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) Put it out!! Waiter, there's a Kitten in my soup!! Edited October 8, 2015 by Tauriel Share this post Link to post
Posted October 9, 2015 Awww cute- take it out quick!! Waiter, there's a human army in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 9, 2015 That's a big bowl. Waiter, there's arsenic in my- *slumps over, face landing in the bowl.* Share this post Link to post
Posted October 9, 2015 That's not arsenic, the chef accidentally put almond curry in there. Here, breathe these smelling salts and you will be okay. Waiter, there's an Ebony magazine in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 10, 2015 It's there for you to read while you wait for the rest of your meal. Would you prefer 'People' or 'Time' instead? Waiter, there's a vampire bat in my soup!! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 10, 2015 Shine light on it! And careful, it might bite you. Waiter, there's a cactus in my sou- *OUCH* Share this post Link to post
Posted October 10, 2015 Cacti are high in fiber and antioxidants. It's good for you. Waiter, there's a talking donkey in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 I'll have our new cook take care of that personally. Shrek, could you come out here for a moment? Waiter, there's an emoji in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 We're experimenting with new forms of vermicelli, so you will always eat with a smile! Waiter, there's a knife in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 Well if you continue to insist on refusing to use the spoon, there's not much I can do to help you. Waiter, The Pyro is in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 Simply to keep it warm, sir. Or would you rather it be served cold? Waiter, there's a single grain of sand in my soup...! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 Sacre bleu! Eet eez rooined! Waiter, there's a French guy in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 Yes sir. You ordered our French onion soup. Waiter, there's a painter's palette in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 That's because Vincent Van Gogh is painting in the kitchen, Good Grief, I hope you don't find anything else in there. Waiter, there's a miniature Harley Davidson in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 Ah, our Rat Chef invited his mouse friend over I see. Waiter, there's a theoretical particle in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 That's because you ordered the virtual soup, maybe it is there, and maybe it isn't. Waiter, there is a bottle of Igri Bikaver in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 It was so cold in the back I had to warm up somehow, let me bring you a new bowl without a waiter in it. Waiter, there's a can of Pepsi in my soup. Share this post Link to post
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