Posted September 27, 2015 Good Grief, that zombie keeps dropping his parts everywhere, let me put that in the freezer for him, he'll need it when he plays the piano for entertainment. Waiter, there's a dead skunk in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Oh my, our blender has been malfunctioning again, normally we don't leave pieces this big in the soup. Waiter, there's a fortune cookie in my soup! Edited September 27, 2015 by Mirhana Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 Today is your lucky day! Waiter, there's a Magic 8 Ball in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 It's there so you can predict the future and help us plan next week's soup menu. Waiter, there's a hummingbird in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I told the chef to lock up his pet! Twice... Waiter, there's a Twilight Novel in my soup! Edited September 28, 2015 by Fateweaver Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 That's so you can read while you are having your lunch. Waiter, there's a little coffin in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 That's so you can read while you are having your lunch. Waiter, there's a little coffin in my soup. A family of files approached me and asked me if they could perform a soup burial for their father who was killed by you. I said yes. Waiter there is a waiter in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 My apologies, I was just going to ask you if you needed anything else. Waiter, there is a dank meme in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 Because you just got trolled. Waiter, there is a miniature version of me in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 -Yells at chef- I told you to stop playing with the cloning vats! My apologies! -Plucks mini version out and flicks it into the trash- Your soup is gratis. -Bows- Waiter, there's a Master Ball in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 It's so you can catch them all! Waiter there's a ghost in my soup. E.E Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 You ordered the Spooky Soup! This means while you calmly enjoy your Spooky Soup, a Spooky Ghost will jumpscare you, causing you to scream and get Spooky Soup up your nose! Though now that you've noticed the Spooky Ghost, I don't think theres any point of it, anymore. Would you like to change it for a Spooky Scary Skeleton? Waiter, there is a pigeon in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 You ordered the 'secret' soup, where I place mystery meat into the soup. Now that you know this though, it's not much of a 'secret', for now... (Grins ominously) Waiter, there's a blank space in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 *writes your name in the blank space* Waiter there's a Cavern Lurker in my soup! D: Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 Those Lurkers lurk everywhere! Mind if I keep it for my collection? Waiter, there's a donut in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 Oh I'm sorry! That was supposed to go in another patron's coffee. Waiter, there's a ball of yarn in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 Ooh ooh! Gimme! Waiter, there is a plastic spider in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 We used to make our soup with real spiders, however the plastic kind have fewer calories for those who are health-conscious. Waiter, there's a magic wand in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 Correction, the wand choose the soup. Not the other way around. (Failed HP reference) Waiter, there is a champ in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 29, 2015 *takes it out* Hey that's ma champ, give it back! (Failed Pokemon pun) Waiter, there's a joke book in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2015 Good thing. You can use some new material LOL Waiter, there's a talking gecko in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2015 Ask it and maybe it'll give you some insurance! Waiter, there's a bar of soap in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2015 It's to prevent garlic breath. Waiter. there's a ninja in my soup! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 Looks like it's gone now... Waiter, there's a birdhouse in my soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 You did order it with extra eggs, didn't you? Waiter, there's a weird face in my soup! Share this post Link to post
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