One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

One does not simply fursuit into Mordor!...

[Jazz54]

One does not simply Cry your way into Mordor!...

[Leidarendi]

One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

[Mirhana]

One does not simply wear flipflops into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply bump there way into Mordor...

[Anniepimm]

One does not simply Para-shoot there way into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply drive a stolen bus into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply take the Greyhound bus into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply create a river that goes through Mordor, then ride a flatboat into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply skip wizard the Oz style into Mordor...

[pudding]

One does not simply ride a hipster pigeon into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply throw a pizza into Mordor...

[speedyxw]

One does not simple penguin slide into Mordor...

[OrbiterSpore]

One does not simply hammer a Hummer into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply dance like Elaine from Seinfeid into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply ride an escalator into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply races a soapbox derby car into Mordor...

[Mirhana]

One does not simply import nuclear missiles into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply rid a nuclear bomb into Mordor...

[Phenri]

One does not simply flip a table into Mordor

[Mirhana]

One does not simply dump one's trash over the hedge into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply use Time Shenanigans a Appearifle into Mordor...

[DeathCry]

One does not simply push her enemy into Mordor ~

[Darien]

One does not simply drop from the skies into Mordor...

[cutiesonic]

One does not simply throw eggs into Mordor....