One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply force their way into Mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply swing off a vine into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply ride a giant bunny into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply jump off a bouncy castle into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply climb a magic beanstalk into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply fly out of an ejector seat into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply skydive into Mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply fly off a swing into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply Quantum leap into Mordor...

[greatguy]

One does not simply transform into Mordor.

 

 

...I know, I'm stupid.

[Darien]

One does not simply takes the escalator Mordor...

[YellowTsunami]

One does not simply drive drunk into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply ski into Mordor...

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply ride down a waterslide into Mordor...

[YellowTsunami]

One does not simply sprint naked into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply bulldoze a path into Mordor...

[simkim]

One does not simply transport into Mordor!

[happymom]

One does not simply sleep into Mordor!

 

COOKIE!

[Mysfytt]

One does not simply do a double back flip into Mordor!

[simkim]

One does not simply ride a COOKIE into Mordor...

[Lagie]

One does not simply

into Morder.... (yes, that is me!)

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply fly on the back of a huge pterodactyl into Mordor

[Phenri]

One does not simply kamikaze into Mordor

[Little-Star]

One does not simply est chocolate into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply IRC into Mordor...