One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

One does not simply fox-trot into Mordor...

[Kanaye]

One does not simply L1 your target and follow him into Mordor.

[eve-naive]

One does not simply check the train times into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply trebuchet rotten pumpkins into Mordor...

[ImNemo598]

One does not simply jet-pack, with peanut butter cup mini's, into Mordor

[Aislein]

One does not simply hula dance into Mordor

[DarkEternity]

One does not simply fall into a puddle.

[Darien]

One does not simply jump the fence into Mordor...

[Rachel72]

One does not simply fall in love

[SkyraTwilight812]

One does not simply ride a potato while baking a meatloaf pie into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply Morph into Mordor...

[eve-naive]

One does not simply pack a picnic hamper, sandwiches and lemonade, braid daisies in one's hair and skip merrily into Mordor.

 

Ree-ally it just simply isn't the done thing!

[Darien]

One does not simply shimmy into Mordor...

 

[eve-naive]

One does not simply toss a stone and hopscotch into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply "_______" into Mordor...

[Rachel72]

One does not simply "walk thru the door" into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply portal fling into Mordor...

[Rachel72]

One does not simply catapult into Mordor...

[Lokkhart]

One does not simply trip into Mordor.

[queen_alice13]

One does not simply twerk into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply get invted into Mordor...

[queen_alice13]

One does not simply HONK into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply Blitzkrieg bop into Mordor...

[Techno_Elf]

One does not simply throw the Holy Hand Grenade into Mordor...does that even work ^^?

[Darien]

One does not simply throw the Holy Hand Grenade into Mordor...

I know what you mean, did work for me too...