Typing with your eyes shut

[kunimitsu04]

i am the Lq@

 

Well Near, it looks like I've won

[Path Light]

Well Near, it looks like I've won

Type: Extreme Dinosaurs is the best show ever!

[Kiran]

Ectrene Dubisayrs us tge vest sgiw ever!

 

Type: Stephanie Meyer's misuse of commas is terrifying.

[Scotland]

qtpgqni my/7/3 pe commad is gweeyeyinf.

 

Next user type: The new Christmas eggs are gorgeous!

[Dracoscar]

The new Chridymsd eggs are gptgrpid!

 

...Oooooooops >.<

 

type: I can turn my arm into a lobster, but I can't type this sentence correctly.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Dracoscar

[JadeHeartOfFire]

I can turn my arm into a lobster, but I can't type this sentence correctly.

 

Dang, those mandatory typing classes in middle school were actually helpful.

 

Type: If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence of your attempt.

[Dream_Dragon]

If arnfirst yiy dib't shccees, husw oo wciswnxw id riyenqwwqkoe.

 

Okay, using the iPad is a bad idea...

 

Type: I can type with my eyes shut...BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

[Path Light]

I can tyoe with my eyes sgut,,, b3fquw3 U QM bqtmqn!

Type: Red Eyes Black Dragon is extremely angry when someone makes fun of him

[deja]

red eyes vlack dragon is extremly angry when someone makes fun of him

 

well I did well haha

 

Type: Once upon a time there was a little girl, she died, the end.

[Cendaquenta]

One ipon s time, there was a little hirl, sje doed, yje emd.

 

... Hmm.

 

Type: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Dream_Dragon]

How mucy wood wouod.a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck douls vhuvk wood!

 

._. Oh well.

 

Type: The cold never bothered me, anyway...

[GeekyWitch]

The cold never bithred me anyway

 

Type: Christmas trees are fun to decorate.

 

 

[Dream_Dragon]

Chrisfmas tress are dim to decorate.

 

O_o

 

Type: Stop it for fox's sake!

[GeekyWitch]

Srip it gt focrd dskr (Aw, not so good that time)

 

Type: I there someone at the door?

[Dream_Dragon]

I there someone at the dooe?

 

Or did you mean...

 

Id there someone at the door?

 

Ah, fail. Never mind.

 

Type: Harry had a berry that was a strawberry that rarely made a fairy.

[GeekyWitch]

Oh NM forget that one (I meant is there someone at the door).

 

Harry ad a verry tgat was a stawverry that rareky nade a fiaekt

 

Type: Did you see that just then?

[Omen]

Did you see that just then?

 

Type: No I didn't, what was it?

[GeekyWitch]

Mp I didn't wjay was it?

 

Type: a flying banana vomited on the queen

[Omen]

a flying banana comited on the queen

 

Curse you, c button!

 

Type: The queen now smells like rotten banana

 

Advance apologies if I sniped again. D:

Edited December 27, 2013 by VampiricOmen

[Dream_Dragon]

The fueeh honwjkkw oje rottwh bqhqhqw.

 

Ugh, seriously?

 

Type: Then a swimming apple puked on a dolphin.

 

EDIT: I knew I was gonna get sniped...

 

DOUBLE EDIT: Nah, it's okay. It's been a while since I've been ninja'd by anyone.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Dream_Dragon

[Dracoscar]

Then a swimming apple puked on a dolphin.

 

Oh yay ^^

 

Type: The dolphin, enraged, grew to the size of a large planet and smushed the earth in its anger.

 

My my, what a morbid story we're telling.

[Kiran]

The dolhpib, engrayged, grew to the suze of a large planet and smushed the Earth in it's ager.

 

Type: You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say "goat."

 

[raykawolf]

You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say "goat.'

 

Yay! Typing class has played its part! Lol

 

Type: We are sorry, but Ritual Sacrifice is down at the moment, please try again later.

[hgfggg]

We are sprrty. bit rotia; sacrafoce os dpwm at tje ,p,emt/ {;ease try agoaom ;ater/

 

Ah well.

 

Type: The SLOW brown fox jumped through the antimatter dog, thus dooming the planet.

[Meg_752]

The smow browm fox juxmel throing the anti,attwr dog, thus doomimg the planer.

 

Type: Seven cats found seven hats, and dressed a bunny in pajamas. (Sorry, don't really know where I was going with that sentence. Haha.)