Compulsive Posters' Anonymous Volume Nineteen

[DragonSpirit009]

I have to keep myself way from spending money this month. With paying off my mum and credit card I'm kind of suffering a bit. Not to mention November is my mum's birthday and I have to buys something for her.

[Fortune86]

1 minute ago, Marcus Pheonix said:

I went out of my bedroom, to the kitchen and it was hailing.

 

It was hailing in your kitchen?!

 

Urgh. I hate buy presents. No one will ever tell me what they want. 

[Marcus Pheonix]

No it was hailing outside, but I couldn't hear it in my room.

[Fortune86]

1 minute ago, Marcus Pheonix said:

No it was hailing outside, but I couldn't hear it in my room.

 

That is much less exciting. 

[Marcus Pheonix]

I did accidentally eat ants earlier, I've had enough excitement for the day. I wanted my orange juice and I heard hail!

[Fortune86]

Well, obviously you were being sent ice for your orange juice. 

[Marcus Pheonix]

Why would I drink orange juice with ice? It was already cold.

[Fortune86]

Better than being sent locusts. 

[Marcus Pheonix]

Hmm locusts wouldn't be too big an issue for me cause we have screens on our doors and windows... they'd probably wreck the vegie patch but it's overflowing with tomatoes at the moment so it could use a trim.

[Fortune86]

And after biting insects, hail, and locusts comes darkness...

 

Did you say you had a brother MP?

[Marcus Pheonix]

Yes I do have a brother. Why you asking?

 

And then my eldest son dies? Fortunately I don't have a kid.

[Fortune86]

Who's older, you or your bother?

[Fortune86]

Well, if he's the eldest boy...

 

Of course, considering how mild your plagues seem to be he'll probably just stub his toe or something. 

 

A lot of things God did were cruel.

 

Just paste the link into a spoiler tag. 

Edited October 26, 2017 by Fortune86

[Marcus Pheonix]

Is that it!? Oh Damn.

 

Spoiler

 

In Southpark Seaman took me to heaven to help a gay fish's mum get to heaven on a rainbow farting unicorn, in a flappy bird style minigame. After she got in Jesus took a selfie with me.

[Fortune86]

Oh is that Prince of Egypt? I like that movie.

[Marcus Pheonix]

I haven't watched it in ages but I like the song.

 

Ahhh my eyes sore...

[Fortune86]

It has a few good songs. 

 

But the creators put a lot of thought and effort into the film. It really shows. 

[DragonSpirit009]

The pharaoh was arrogant. That's why God punished the land.

[Marcus Pheonix]

Still a dick move, he deliberately prolonged the torture of both the hebrews and the egyptians just so he could smack em about.

[Fortune86]

I'm not saying the Pharaoh was a nice guy, but I dislike that so many people were punished as a result.

 

I used to hate it when the teacher kept the whole class in detention because one kid misbehaved. 

 

The death of everyone's eldest son is much, much worse. 

[DragonSpirit009]

The hebrews believed in God. And they know why he did it. In order to be set free they know God had to bring the plagues in place. And God made sure the hebrews wouldn't suffer.

[Marcus Pheonix]

But they did suffer, they were kept as slaves for longer then nessecary and I doubt while the plagues were going they were treated better. They were effected by the lack of food that affected the egyptians, moreso.

[Fortune86]

And the Egyptians? Their children had to die why?

 

Just because someone doesn't believe in you or what you are saying doesn't mean you should murder their children. 

[Marcus Pheonix]

Gods just jealous the egyptian gods were so much cooler.

 

They had a dude with a crocodile head!

[Fortune86]

Many of the Egyptian Gods were kinda sick too...even the 'good' ones.