Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for being jealous that the cats love me.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you obviously bribed and indulged them.

[Lagie]

Banned for spying on me and my cats.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not showing the cats

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I spy on everyone. 

[catstaff]

Banned for teaching the horse how to open the slider.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not locking the door  in case of invading ponies.

[catstaff]

Banned for not warning me about a possible pony invasion.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because that defeats the purpose of pony invasions. You're not supposed to know your house was invaded.

[catstaff]

Banned because hoofprints on the floor are pretty obvious.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because what if it's Santa Pony watching you to make sure you're nice? 

[catstaff]

Banned because I'm always nice to horses and ponies - and I generally have apples and carrots on hand to help make friends with them.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for bribing my spy team.

[Syiren]

Banned for not giving them better training.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for expecting me to take responsibility.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not hiring someone else to take responsibility

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you accepted my money on more than one occasion.

[catstaff]

Banned for confusing tips with bribes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for pointing that out to @SomeRandomCorviknight

[catstaff]

Banned for pouting about it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for censoring my feelings.

[catstaff]

Banned because that owl needs an umbrella.

[_Terminus24]

Banned because I also agree on the Owl point! ☔

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the owl enjoys watching the snowflakes with its very keen sight to see if no two really are alike.

[catstaff]

Banned because the owl should at least have a cloak of some sort, to keep its wings dry.