Ban the person above you!

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for being a Cookie Artist

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being jealous.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because that cart is way too precariously filled! The food is going to fall!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because greed is good.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because greed is hurtful. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because greed means a full belly.

[catstaff]

Banned because all that tryptophan in your full belly means you'll be sleeping instead of helping clean up after the meal.

[_Terminus24]

Banned because nobody (talking about me) has had a meal yet ''btw you are paying next meal right? Right'' Thank youuuuu 

[Lagie]

Banned for assuming I have enough funds to pay for you, much less me.

[catstaff]

Banned for not stocking up on ramens in case of low funds at some point.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

6 hours ago, catstaff said:

Banned because all that tryptophan in your full belly means you'll be sleeping instead of helping clean up after the meal.

Banned because it's a great idea.

 

 

[Syiren]

banned for addressing an older bannable offense from them instead of the most recent one.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for ban policing. Also for cursing livestock. 

 

Spoiler

 

Edited November 24, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Banned for not casting the counter-curse on the livestock.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the local faerie gang sees that as encroachment on their business.

[catstaff]

Banned for not knowing how to properly appease the local faerie gang.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because real cream is expensive.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because stop changing your signature! 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I don't have to listen to you! You're not my real Mom!

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because don't take that tone with me, young unicorn. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's not a phase. This is the real me!

 

 

Edited November 25, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because I'm going to ground you until next century. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you already paid for my flying lessons and I'm ready to go.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because you have a horn, not wings. Unless... Are you an alicorn?? 🤯

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because hellhorses have wings. We get the feathers from Cloudplumes and the horns from Omen Wyrms. And the glitter from those 'spirits of winter' whatever they are.