Ban the person above you!

[_Ro_]

Banned for making me scoop the rest of Sunrises' nuggets out of the bins so we can leave maccies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for leaving behind a source of food, climate control, and waste facilities.

[_Ro_]

Banned for buying 50 boxes of nuggets instead of booking the hotel, that has much cleaner waste facilities fyi.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for taking all my ketchup packets.

[Lagie]

Banned for popping the packets all over the fake potted plants.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're no fun. Banned for being mom-like.

[Docthings]

Banned for talking back to your mother. How DARE you tell her that she's not fun.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I don't have to listen to you. You're not my real father!

[Lovecats]

Banned for mentioning father figures. This is a parthenogenesis-only clan. Mentions of males will not be tolerated.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for comparing me to a lizard.

[subwoofer]

Banned for not being a lizard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not being a Digimon.

[_Ro_]

Banned for bringing digimon into this.

 

Also my whole understanding of biology has been shattered help me

[Lovecats]

1 hour ago, _Ro_ said:

Also my whole understanding of biology has been shattered help me

 

You are welcome. 😂😎

 

Banned for not educating yourself enough on reptilian reproduction. If you're not careful, you'll be freaking out about insect reproduction, next!

[Lagie]

Banned for promoting sex ed at the forums.

[_Ro_]

Banned for being against education.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because most reading you did was Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey.

[Docthings]

Banned for making me think of Banjo Kazooie after reading "Gooey Kablooey".

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not memorizing Calvin and Hobbes comic strips. There will be a quiz later.

[Lagie]

Banned because I just posted Hobbes in another thread without even having seen this post.

[Syiren]

Banned for bringing irony into this. We're Copper fans here! 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for neglecting your Egg Cave creatures.

[Lovecats]

Banned for neglecting your real-life responsibilities in pursuit of virtual dragon-based compulsive escapisms.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you, a cat, are criticizing me for this. 

[Syiren]

Banned for making a good point, Er, uh I mean for making me and the kitty look bad! Yeah, that's it.