Ban the person above you!

[HangeZoe]

Banned for telling the entire fourm about my secret shotgun

[Lovecats]

Banned for listing two fully grown dragons as 'new eggs' in your signature. We take dragons very seriously on this forum. Dissenters will be released into the wilderness.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for melting the ice in my drink by staring at it with your fire eyes.

[Docthings]

Banned for taking the ice out of my drink after yours melted.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for complaining about such small details. Chill.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

BANNED FOR NOT BEING EXCITED ENOUGH :DDDDDDD

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for screaming nonfearfully.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

banned for not knowing i have the high ground.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for forgetting hellhorses can fly.

[Lagie]

Banned for taking off without filing a flight plan.

[HangeZoe]

Banned for not warning me about the dangers of running up escalators. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for anticipating where I'd land, Lego Man.

[Docthings]

Banned for leaving your Lego on the floor again. If I hadn't seen the Lego and picked it up there would have been a calamity.

[Lagie]

Banned for putting LEGO and calamity in the same sentence. LEGO is never a calamity.

[Lovecats]

Banned for denying the people of Lego City recognition as they fight for Lego justice and against Lego inequality and corruption. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for putting Megatron in charge of Lego City.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not talking about my cat

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for your murder mittens obsession. Horses are better.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is also banned for this.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 23, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Banned for mixing up the Till Hammer with the banhammer.

 

Spoiler

The Till Hammer - Till being the vocalist. (Yes, keyboardist Flake is on a treadmill!)

 

 

[Docthings]

Banned for being a Book Dragon. We don't need you setting fires to this library.

[Lovecats]

Banned for vilifying the use of fires. This one is self-explanatory.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not sticking to the rule that "no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer."

[Lovecats]

Banned for not laughing at my 'why the long face?' joke.

 

Your punishment is an hour of mindfulness yoga for managing stress and anxiety.

[catstaff]

Banned for disrespecting horses with silly jokes.