Posted August 3, 2021 Banned for trying to feed brussel sprouts to the xenomorph. You know they give it gas. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 3, 2021 Banned for skipping me in line at the local McDonald's. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 3, 2021 Banned for bringing your skipping rope to McDonald's. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 3, 2021 Banned for discouraging exercise in an establishment known for making people unhealthy. Government guidelines clearly state that one must do at least 100 skips per chicken nugget if they are to burn all those calories off! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 4, 2021 Not banned for leaving your fries unattended while skipping. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 4, 2021 Banned for not calling me over to share the spoils. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 4, 2021 Banned for not guarding my fries after specifically asking you to whilst going to the loo. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 5, 2021 Banned for leaving your skipping unfinished after noticing your meal was disappearing. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2021 Banned for spilling your coke all over my Sunday best. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2021 Banned for wearing your Sunday best to McDonalds. You know we are all supposed to be wearing our Monday worsts to maccies. Sunrise was merely reminding you. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 7, 2021 Banned for not wearing formal clothes to mcdonalds. Even my hamsters are in their best suits. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for giving Mentos to the hamsters. They were around round enough before. Now they're balloons. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for not taking credit for your own thoughts. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for eating your mcdonalds too slow. I want to have time to stop and buy mentos on the way home. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for throwing the food away while I was still eating. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for keeping us in suspension in MacDonalds for at least 6 days now. We should go and see a movie or something. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Banned for buying me the 9 nugget pack and not the 20 nugget pack. And we are NOT leaving McDonald's until I get my 20 nuggets. Share this post Link to post
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