Ban the person above you!

[Lagie]

Banned for knocking.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for hollering through the mail slot.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because the Veilspun made me do it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you're interfering with me reading my downloaded books.

*covers number showing how many books have been downloaded*

[StarKaabii]

Banned for hiding how many books you’ve downloaded.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not putting yourself between me and my worse instincts.

[Lagie]

Banned for assuming I'd sacrifice myself.

[Jamari]

Banned for not sacrificing yourself.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because marshmallows are gross.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for everything.

[Lagie]

Banned for presumption of omnipotence.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it was omnificence.

[Jamari]

Banned because none of you can put together a clutch basket.

[Lagie]

Banned for putting your whole clutch in one basket.

[Jamari]

good point. Banned because I don't know what to say to that/

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for speaking while speechless.

[Jamari]

Banned for speaking while speaking. yourself. What is happening?🤪

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not noticing it's getting colder and darker.

[Jamari]

Banned because it's 5 o'clock and dark and it's 26 degrees outside. So yes, I'm well aware of the cold and dark. 

[purplehaze]

Banned for reminding me that it is cold and dark!

[Jamari]

Banned because far from the maddening crowd, it's cold and dark.  {we will get significant snow tonight}

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for having snow. Some of us don't get any, you know?

[Jamari]

banned for liking snow. come on up. i'll give you a shovel for a merry chocolate present.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I didn't actually say I wanted snow. I just meant it was unfair you had more than me.

[Jamari]

Banned because I agree. 🥶

Edited November 14, 2022 by anonymous